Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic I'm sorry, I've been lying to you guys. Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]Baron Samedi[/m] at 5:13 pm on Aug. 18, 2008[quote]This was carved from a brick of lulz with a pick made of win.[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post HXC Posted at 5:09 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 I'm secretly, a polar bear butler. I work for John Stamos. Here's a picture of me back in 2005, when I was still living in the wild. Life was hard, it was the beginning of global warming, the Arctics were getting owned. but then this man comes along. I'm hanging out in the arctics, playing some PS2, when this man walks up and is like "CHALLENGER APPEARS". I said "lets make this interesting. you win I become your personal butler, I win, I get to eat you!" and he agreed. The longest game of Tekken 2 ensued. With a cheap ass combo, John Stamos won. (he was playing as Eddie Gaurdo) And ever since, I've been living with him on his private estate, bringing him wine, syphilis medication, the works. in my free time, (which is a lot, cause he's usually high on crack), I like to come on /lw/.  current picture of me: please, dont think differently of me now, I hope we can still be friends. I was going to tell you all, but then my mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air." I whisteled for a cab and when it came near he license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, "NAW FORGET IT YO HOME TO BEL AIR!"

Replies HXC Posted at 9:21 pm on Aug. 25, 2008 Quote: from utheh at 8:44 pm on Aug. 25, 2008 dude i knew it! have you read part two? utheh Posted at 8:44 pm on Aug. 25, 2008 dude i knew it! fRaNbAiLeY Posted at 3:32 am on Aug. 23, 2008 Awesome. Love it. Lol. matthewww333 Posted at 4:53 pm on Aug. 22, 2008 Loooooolllllll oooooooooo =]]]] thats like so like, funny... hahaha like yea =] allygator4842 Posted at 5:16 pm on Aug. 21, 2008 hahaha. I love that man. HXC Posted at 10:00 pm on Aug. 20, 2008 Quote: from Neon Lights at 9:56 pm on Aug. 20, 2008 srry but ending makes u a bitch. I couldnt think how to end it. I liked this. Neon Lights Posted at 9:56 pm on Aug. 20, 2008 srry but ending makes u a bitch. HatesYou Posted at 12:11 am on Aug. 19, 2008 Sweeeeeeeeeeettt. aGIRLunknown Posted at 7:36 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 lmao monnica450 Posted at 7:08 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 strange Reefer Posted at 6:31 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 Ahahaha! I loved this. ang42490424 Posted at 5:22 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 Eddie Gaurdo? Wasn't he the one that dances to kick someone's butt? If so he is a cool one. Hi James Posted at 5:22 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 Quote: from LaMotta at 8:10 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 Ha look at your little waistcoat!! He seriously needs a bigger one.  lol. rs900 Posted at 5:14 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 LOL samjgreen Posted at 5:13 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 awwwwwwwww!!!!!! that was fuuny and wicked cuutee!! Most recent 15 of 33 previous replies displayed.