Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic My First Sexual Experience. Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]VALIENT[/m] at 1:02 am on Dec. 31, 2008[quote][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABOZ421qSL0[/youtube][/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post VALIENT Posted at 1:01 am on Dec. 31, 2008 So I'm sitting in class in 7th grade and there's this girl sitting next to me. We had our desks close, and the fronts had these little shields in front so you can't see through them in the front. We had touched and what not before but nothing really serious, as World Geography got neither of us off. One day she decided to take things a little farther than normal and proceeded to massage my penis. That was my first hand job, and I was excited. I came quick, but she didn't know that and she just kept going. Eventually she was called to the front of the room to point out where Saudi Arabia was on a map. Little did she know she had my semen all over her hand, most of it rubbed in like a lotion. She got to the front of the room the teacher, Mr. Hansen said he smelled something funny. I knew what it was, as did my friend Tom sitting next to me. Mr. Hansen didn't know until she knew as well. She smelled her left hand in disgust and soon everyone knew what the smell was! Then our fat black principal walked through the door and said "that's the power of Pinesol baby!" Little did I know what this was but I was proud of myself.

Replies VALIENT Posted at 4:24 pm on Jan. 9, 2009 Ok! D A V I D Posted at 4:21 pm on Jan. 9, 2009 LMFAO HuffleHaire Posted at 1:12 am on Dec. 31, 2008 Quote: from dylan6405 at 3:02 am on Dec. 31, 2008 Wow, i was hoping to get bel air'd This Soccerchik107 Posted at 1:08 am on Dec. 31, 2008 Lmfao. Editor in Chief Posted at 1:05 am on Dec. 31, 2008 This shit gets weirder by the day. VALIENT Posted at 1:04 am on Dec. 31, 2008 Everyone Bel-Airs. Nobody Pinesols. imSOFAKINGrad Posted at 1:04 am on Dec. 31, 2008 Quote: from dylan6405 at 1:02 am on Dec. 31, 2008 Wow, i was hoping to get bel air'd ya me 2 lol ocho cinco Posted at 1:04 am on Dec. 31, 2008 that was lame Leelyy Posted at 1:03 am on Dec. 31, 2008 Quote: from dylan6405 at 1:02 am on Dec. 31, 2008 Wow, i was hoping to get bel air'd So was I. return2me Posted at 1:03 am on Dec. 31, 2008 I was expecting some bel air. The Last Magister Posted at 1:03 am on Dec. 31, 2008 Rofl Dylan6405 Posted at 1:02 am on Dec. 31, 2008 Wow, i was hoping to get bel air'd Stellar Posted at 1:02 am on Dec. 31, 2008 Wow. VALIENT Posted at 1:02 am on Dec. 31, 2008 All 14 previous replies displayed.