Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic How to be "cool" - some notes I took. Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from Anonymous at 6:05 pm on Jan. 6, 2009[quote]Instead of listening to shitty mainstream music that doesn't take talent, listen to shitty "alternative" bands who have no talent instead. Sure, both are boring and shitty, but at least you're cool and not conforming to everyone else's music taste! Be "bisexual." You don't have to be turned on by the same sex, but be willing to call yourself one just to make yourself feel more open-minded and shock your parents. Furthermore, in your infinite "open-mindedness" you don't necessarily have to be welcoming of any unusual sexual fetishes. Be an atheist. Even though there is no proof of God's existence or nonexistence, you like to think there is. As soon as [i]anyone[/i] mentions something about God, you should always go "WHY ARE YOU FORCING RELIGION DOWN OUR THROATS?" then turn around and force your atheism down other people's throats. Be an anarchist, socialist, or other uncommon political party no one gives a shit about because it would never work. This makes you seem like you're one of the only few smart people in existence. Furthermore, get in political debates - while people will [i]always[/i] disagree on politics, you can't help but force your beliefs down other people's throats. Hate President Bush. Even though you probably couldn't do his job, someone needs to take the blame for everything you feel is wrong in America, despite the fact that not everything is his fault. Be a pseudo-intellectual. [/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Anonymous Posted at 6:05 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Instead of listening to shitty mainstream music that doesn't take talent, listen to shitty "alternative" bands who have no talent instead. Sure, both are boring and shitty, but at least you're cool and not conforming to everyone else's music taste! Be "bisexual." You don't have to be turned on by the same sex, but be willing to call yourself one just to make yourself feel more open-minded and shock your parents. Furthermore, in your infinite "open-mindedness" you don't necessarily have to be welcoming of any unusual sexual fetishes. Be an atheist. Even though there is no proof of God's existence or nonexistence, you like to think there is. As soon as anyone mentions something about God, you should always go "WHY ARE YOU FORCING RELIGION DOWN OUR THROATS?" then turn around and force your atheism down other people's throats. Be an anarchist, socialist, or other uncommon political party no one gives a shit about because it would never work. This makes you seem like you're one of the only few smart people in existence. Furthermore, get in political debates - while people will always disagree on politics, you can't help but force your beliefs down other people's throats. Hate President Bush. Even though you probably couldn't do his job, someone needs to take the blame for everything you feel is wrong in America, despite the fact that not everything is his fault. Be a pseudo-intellectual.

Replies Mochaa Posted at 7:42 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Apparently, I am semi-cool then. y4r5xeym5 Posted at 7:37 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Quote: from wolverineh8ter at 6:13 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Quote: from maceyface at 9:10 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 oh my god. you are so typical.    you forgot one:    *post a list of a handful of tired, overanalyzed traits portrayed by just about every teenager as a reflection of modern culture and pretend to be above it all while simultaneously mocking the conformist attitude that you yourself have bought into.    fucking queer. Best flame ever. lolololololololololololololololololololololol agerask Posted at 6:16 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 lmfao. hilarious and so true. Anonymous Posted at 6:15 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Quote: from maceyface at 6:10 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 oh my god. you are so typical. you forgot one: *post a list of a handful of tired, overanalyzed traits portrayed by just about every teenager as a reflection of modern culture and pretend to be above it all while simultaneously mocking the conformist attitude that you yourself have bought into. fucking queer. I never said that I was above the "conformist attitude." At least I'm aware that I conform to stuff unlike these pseudo-intellectual fuckers who think they're "unique." Get that sand outta your vagina. iconoclast Posted at 6:15 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Quote: from maceyface at 9:10 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 oh my god. you are so typical. you forgot one: *post a list of a handful of tired, overanalyzed traits portrayed by just about every teenager as a reflection of modern culture and pretend to be above it all while simultaneously mocking the conformist attitude that you yourself have bought into. fucking queer. youre cool Feminawesome Posted at 6:14 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 I listen to mainstream music (or it was mainstream in the 70s anyway). I'm heterosexual but it's probably more shocking to my parents than if I were bi. I'm an atheist but don't give a shit about it. I'm a socialist but it's not as uncommon as you claim it is. I can't do Bush's job, but neither can he. And I don't hate him, don't really hate anyone. Does anyone even care about him anymore? I'm SUPR KOOL though! Wolf Posted at 6:13 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Quote: from maceyface at 9:10 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 oh my god. you are so typical. you forgot one: *post a list of a handful of tired, overanalyzed traits portrayed by just about every teenager as a reflection of modern culture and pretend to be above it all while simultaneously mocking the conformist attitude that you yourself have bought into. fucking queer. Best flame ever. maceyface Posted at 6:10 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 oh my god. you are so typical. you forgot one: *post a list of a handful of tired, overanalyzed traits portrayed by just about every teenager as a reflection of modern culture and pretend to be above it all while simultaneously mocking the conformist attitude that you yourself have bought into. fucking queer. Rikk Posted at 6:09 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Quote: from ird13 at 10:05 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Um are you describing me or what? :P LOL MixedDelight Posted at 6:09 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 I actually agreed with a lot of that. Until you got into Bush. And then it scares me to think there's a freak somewhere hiding behind anon that actually supports that man. noraa Posted at 6:08 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 I am bisexual but it's not fake, I only like GOOD alternative music, and I get into debates but never force things down people's throats. I am socialist and it can work. And I'm not pseudo-intellectual, I'm intellectual. I like tuhtles Posted at 6:07 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Soccerchik107 Posted at 6:07 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Haha, that was a good read. whips handcuffs Posted at 6:07 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 fuck you. i'm bi, an atheist and i think bush is a dipshit. bosss Posted at 6:06 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 be anon! Most recent 15 of 24 previous replies displayed.