So, I'm making another one.
Post what you'd like to be!
HatesYou - My goddess! (Who is also my cousin who loves herb. Herb = Ambrosia.)
emma19911 - Angel.
Immediate Family 54 - Twin. addicted to girls - The even more main husband and baby maker. Deadman15 - The main husband, the sexiest of all. Peeta - Husband. 1big dawg - Husband. MusicalSuicide17 - The girl I'm having an affair with. SpM - Bastard Child. Khadgar - Brother. Jekyll And Hyde - Pervy sister. Party In My Pants - Love child. Trendsetta - Short-tempered father. myhawtdrummer - Mom. partyqueen12 - Mom number 2. Autumndaze - Step-mom (MILF). dnyuki - Hot grandpa. jamesish - Whore son. Sheebobee - Wifey. DADDYS LITTLE GIRL - Sister who I tell everything. aperture - Adopted brother. KayKayKay - Hot step sister who I get nasty with because we're not really related. blufindr - Illegitimate child who I get drunk with. KathyN - Adopted daughter who I like to chill with. phoenixfire613 - The ghostly sister that haunts me. starchild447 - Sister. derek08 - Out of control teenage son. Kitty Kiska - My fathers girlfriend who gives me sexual advice and provides me with condoms. :D jasonzlpa - Brother.
Other Relatives 321go - Crazy Uncle. myhairitsnice - Uncle. BeCool90 - Cousin who I'm really close to. Amoux - The mysterious cousin I never knew I had. Surfergurl - My aunt who always gets drunk at family gatherings and tells us that, "back in the day, alcohol wasn't just juice, it was real alcohol". jzbaby - Distant cousin that lives in Canada. xdark bluex - The nephew I make Greek food for and continuously tell to "EAT, EAT!".
Pets GIRAFFES - Giraffe who pees on my roof. Khadgar - Dog. jrotc101 - Dog who always sniffs my crotch. foreignerfan16 - The parrot that gives me advice on what to wear. losersmonkey - Monkey. mi q in - Fox. Catlin - My cat.
Other Khadgar - Maid. CherryD - Maid. prettyperfect - My bitch. ronda - Butler. Vintorez - Cutest friend who often writes on himself to express his love for me. Air Canada - Male version of a mistress. ghostly denial - Mafioso. Gaelle - Female lover. chlodoo - Crazy stalker. boxlunch - The weird neighbor I have to keep my eye on...just in case... Ska Ninja - Neighborhood ska kid. Praise the Lard - Paster. robdude - The neighbor I sex up every night. If You Dont Dont - The girl who works at the bakery in my local town, you know, the one who always gives me a cheeky smile and an extra cookie? Mister Perfect - My asshole neighbor who always dumps trash on my lawn, but who I also meet up with for some...you know... Aristocrat - Master. bracexface lovesxdan - Mistress for those nights when Peeta is out on "business". like u care - Gorgeous roommate that I am absolutely crazy about. I always dream of the day she'll fuck me. She turns me on until my panties are soaked, then leaves me to myself. She's always denying me the best orgasm of my life. (Yes, that was amazing. ) xoxo1234 - The random neighbor that's always in my house for some reason. Girl19 - Priestess. Fuberd - Chef! mexicana101 - Female lover. wcm wrestling - Secret lover. BleedingSteelWings - I call crazy conspiracy theorist neighbour that has said that when doomsday comes he'll let the entire family into the bunker. Draino32 - My fuck buddy! :D joziah - Stalker. Chasing Chase - The neighborhood paperboy that I have a secret relationship with that I sneak away and share chocolate chip cookies with. Kira215 - Friendly neighborhood rapist.
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