Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Swine Flu Crisis and Solution Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]Joep0113[/m] at 11:24 am on April 29, 2009[quote]Spammers, trolls, attention whores...lend me your ears. For this topic is very likely a matter of life and death for you, it pertains to that which has the potential to completely skull fuck the human race out of existence. I speak of course, of Swine Flu. There are two possible ways that Swine Flu will rise up, evolve and destroy us. The most obvious being that the vicious virus will evolve to the point where it mutates the DNA in a human to make the infected individual enRAAAAAAAAGED and have an intense desire to devour other humans, as pigs are cannibals, while at the same time paralyzing the nervous system so no pain can be felt. Essentially we will become Zombie Pigs, below is an artist rendering of the menace. [img]img.cgi?i=27509[/img] The second way being that the swine flu will have a mysterious reaction with every 1 in 10 Mexicans. And no one knowing how many Mexicans there truly is, as they breed like rabbits, scientists think its somewhere in the billions. This reaction won't kill them, or turn them into zombie pigs, it will turn them directly into pigs that can walk on two legs but retain the mental capacity of Humans. Eventually a powerful pig overlord will arise and focus these mutants into an army the likes of which the world has never seen before. Really i just wanted to add this youtube video in as i feel it fits. We mustn't let Pigler prevail. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8txk6EhYZKA[/youtube] Don't worry, there is still hope. There is a way to stop it before it begins, to combat the encroaching evil. Its brutally simple, we destroy all the pigs we can and quarantine/exterminate anyone we even suspect of having Swine Flu, as well as people we just really dislike. We can't let the human race fall now, especially since the middle east will most likely survive a little longer then the West.....which is just unacceptable. A stroke of luck for them it seems as unlike Mexico they fuck Camels instead of pigs. [img]img.cgi?i=27510[/img] Brothers and sisters begin the pig exterminatus, its the only way to save Humanity. To kill a pig is not murder, tis the path to heaven. Apocalypse is coming, we only have till 2012 before the previously mentioned disasters happen and its effect irreversible. The 4 horsemen are approaching, and one is a pig. [img]img.cgi?i=27511[/img] Yes i was bored and had nothing better to do then this, i want 20 minutes of my life back. Now seriously, can we stop the swine flu threads? [/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Joep0113 Posted at 11:24 am on April 29, 2009 Spammers, trolls, attention whores...lend me your ears. For this topic is very likely a matter of life and death for you, it pertains to that which has the potential to completely skull fuck the human race out of existence. I speak of course, of Swine Flu. There are two possible ways that Swine Flu will rise up, evolve and destroy us. The most obvious being that the vicious virus will evolve to the point where it mutates the DNA in a human to make the infected individual enRAAAAAAAAGED and have an intense desire to devour other humans, as pigs are cannibals, while at the same time paralyzing the nervous system so no pain can be felt. Essentially we will become Zombie Pigs, below is an artist rendering of the menace. The second way being that the swine flu will have a mysterious reaction with every 1 in 10 Mexicans. And no one knowing how many Mexicans there truly is, as they breed like rabbits, scientists think its somewhere in the billions. This reaction won't kill them, or turn them into zombie pigs, it will turn them directly into pigs that can walk on two legs but retain the mental capacity of Humans. Eventually a powerful pig overlord will arise and focus these mutants into an army the likes of which the world has never seen before. Really i just wanted to add this youtube video in as i feel it fits. We mustn't let Pigler prevail. Don't worry, there is still hope. There is a way to stop it before it begins, to combat the encroaching evil. Its brutally simple, we destroy all the pigs we can and quarantine/exterminate anyone we even suspect of having Swine Flu, as well as people we just really dislike. We can't let the human race fall now, especially since the middle east will most likely survive a little longer then the West.....which is just unacceptable. A stroke of luck for them it seems as unlike Mexico they fuck Camels instead of pigs. Brothers and sisters begin the pig exterminatus, its the only way to save Humanity. To kill a pig is not murder, tis the path to heaven. Apocalypse is coming, we only have till 2012 before the previously mentioned disasters happen and its effect irreversible. The 4 horsemen are approaching, and one is a pig. Yes i was bored and had nothing better to do then this, i want 20 minutes of my life back. Now seriously, can we stop the swine flu threads?

Replies Antigen Posted at 10:28 am on Sep. 14, 2009 Lmao a job well done. UltimaTaz Posted at 6:26 pm on Aug. 29, 2009 Way to use my avatar... MeloncholyWolf Posted at 4:45 pm on July 25, 2009 I love this thread. glowinthedark Posted at 10:09 am on June 24, 2009 LMFAO! glowinthedark Posted at 10:09 am on June 24, 2009 LMFAO! HaouLance99 Posted at 10:48 pm on June 16, 2009 A bit late to the party, but that all made ROFL.  XD HaouLance99 Posted at 10:47 pm on June 16, 2009 A bit late to the party, but that all made ROFL.  XD jsia Posted at 5:32 pm on June 11, 2009 I needed a laugh, little did I know I'd find this thread when I searched "swine flu". Hehe. DopeSickGirl Posted at 7:11 pm on June 7, 2009 oh my god. thats beautiful. Slim shady is gay Posted at 9:43 pm on May 19, 2009 Ive been to the Monroeville Mall :D PhoenixFire613 Posted at 8:56 pm on May 12, 2009 I cracked up at this. People are being really ridiculous about the swine flu. It's like they actually do think that the damn virus is going to turn us all into enraged pig-like cannibals and kill us all. Sheesh. filliam Posted at 1:36 pm on May 9, 2009 interesting HANCOCK Posted at 6:58 pm on May 5, 2009 Hahaha My Emo Boy Rocks Posted at 7:03 am on May 5, 2009 Quote: Well with that i used my good friend google and typed in "Sexy Pig" and "sexy camel"....which i have to explain to my little bro later since he saw that in my history... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!! your poor little brother. Amin mele lle Posted at 6:49 am on May 5, 2009 I cracked up with that. major kudos. Most recent 15 of 33 previous replies displayed.