Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic ITT: Directions on how to fail Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]missmess[/m] at 10:16 pm on July 1, 2009[quote]THANK YOU!!! I have been waiting for someone to say this!![/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post greatescape Posted at 10:15 pm on July 1, 2009 Any of the following will work beautifully.  The more you include...the better your fail experience will be. 1.  Youtube Foolproof tactic:  copy paste the shit in the embed line i.e <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/N53-LxbIizA&hl=en&fs=1&";></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/N53-LxbIizA&hl=en&fs=1&"; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> Almost as good:  fuck up the livetags because typing is the intellectual equivalent of rocket science. Honorable mention:  just post any youtube video in general.  If we really wanted to watch that shit...we'd go to youtube and watch it our fucking selves. 2. Be someone no one gives a shit about and talk about something no one would ever give a shit about ever No explanation needed.  you've got the hang of it. 3.  Use memes in a way that demonstrates that you still think they're original, witty, and remotely funny in b4 over 9000 stfu you all still suck ass 4.  Post "funny images that you found on Google Images that someone shopped the words "fail", "gtfo", "Lol" or "stfu" into gain extra retard points. 5.  Complain about your internet butthurt no one cares need i continue?

Replies SovSull Posted at 10:01 pm on July 2, 2009 Quote: from greatescape at 12:51 am on July 3, 2009 Quote: from SovSull at 6:19 pm on July 2, 2009 i like you do you like me ya you're super. want me to send a livecard detailing all the reasons why you're awesome? abs olutely greatescape Posted at 9:51 pm on July 2, 2009 Quote: from SovSull at 6:19 pm on July 2, 2009 i like you do you like me ya you're super.  want me to send a livecard detailing all the reasons why you're awesome? SovSull Posted at 4:19 pm on July 2, 2009 i like you do you like me Praise the Lard Posted at 7:36 am on July 2, 2009 Quote: from greatescape at 12:43 am on July 2, 2009 Quote: from Praise the Lard at 2:15 am on July 2, 2009 adding a few:    6. use a member's real name. IPP (previous post) you did it!!! busted. good additions though.   i just wanted to use that emoticon ive never seen it before. irony is my middle name Captain Phineas Irony Dynomite RachLeigh13 Posted at 4:02 am on July 2, 2009 Quote: from Praise the Lard at 3:06 am on July 2, 2009 isobel i love you also lw should have a youtube link sticky I loved her first! greatescape Posted at 12:43 am on July 2, 2009 Quote: from Praise the Lard at 2:15 am on July 2, 2009 adding a few: 6. use a member's real name. IPP (previous post) you did it!!!  busted. good additions though.   i just wanted to use that emoticon ive never seen it before. SpRiNgS Posted at 12:32 am on July 2, 2009 Quote: from Praise the Lard at 12:29 am on July 2, 2009 i have zero irl black friends this is a real life friend who i told though she said you were attractive but i boned her like 20 minutes later so donat get your hopes up unless you are down with a devils threesome (i'm cool unless balls touch) pps i earned my red wings today! i aint never had a threesome so i'll think about it no balls touching though so i'm down with that GLAD TO SEE PPL RECOGNIZE BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL Praise the Lard Posted at 12:29 am on July 2, 2009 i have zero irl black friends this is a real life friend who i told though she said you were attractive but i boned her like 20 minutes later so donat get your hopes up unless you are down with a devils threesome (i'm cool unless balls touch) pps i earned my red wings today! SpRiNgS Posted at 12:27 am on July 2, 2009 Quote: from Praise the Lard at 12:25 am on July 2, 2009 respekt also i may have possibly cited you as my only black friend today IRL or on the interwebz? Praise the Lard Posted at 12:25 am on July 2, 2009 respekt also i may have possibly cited you as my only black friend today SpRiNgS Posted at 12:22 am on July 2, 2009 Captain Phineas Dynomite? bwahahaha Praise the Lard Posted at 12:15 am on July 2, 2009 adding a few: 6. use a member's real name. addressing the Professional by his name Jesse, w0lf as Shaun, Greatescape as Isobel, iconoclast as Brian, Praise the Lard as Captain Phineas Dynomite is truly the way to show that you are a super cool hip "LiveWireian" 7. post a thread about how the current trend spam topic is stupid it totally doesn't add to the trend spam by adding your dumb as shit super amazing topic to the fresh topics list 8. become a "superstar" poster, then get banned and come back. rinse and repeat. this applies to dayvud and orangehatboy mainly. yes yes you had your 15 minutes of fame/shame where anyone who was anyone on the great hub of the internet that is livewire knew your username. and then what happened? you got banned! well guess what. that means fuck off. either fuck off or come back and never say who you used to be. 9. post a topic stating that you are closing your account, only to not leave and post a shitfit about how nobody even knew who you were this applies to nobody in particular or does it???? that's all for now Praise the Lard Posted at 12:06 am on July 2, 2009 isobel i love you also lw should have a youtube link sticky da bears Posted at 11:40 pm on July 1, 2009 yeah, it's so annoying to share one specific youtube video. if people wanted to see it they would have easily found it out of the several billion videos on youtube. and stfu isn't a meme "fail" is though, and is the most sodomized one on LW Charolastra Posted at 11:39 pm on July 1, 2009 I hardly ever watch videos that people post using livetags. It just takes up space and I mostly only care about what I'm into. But if someone just massively screws up at livetags, I just end up teaching briefly and referring them to the LiveTags page. Most recent 15 of 40 previous replies displayed.