"y0!! Wh3re You b3 AT??! B1aTch!!!! M0' FUkkah!!"
hahaha what kind of dad texts his child with those words?
Also, while we were at his house late at night, sitting in the living room with his parents, the dad all of a sudden says to his wife, "so, honey, are we gona FUCKKK tonight?" This was infront of all of us. The wife goes " no, not tonight" dad - "oh, so you're telling me i popped viagra for nothing? fine, ill take heidi" (the dog)
we all started laughing. Imagine having a dad like that?