Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic If God was a human. Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]aejae[/m] at 11:10 am on July 3, 2009[quote]then you'd get pregnant and jesus would be reborn! :crazy:[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post metacarPi Posted at 11:08 am on July 3, 2009 I'd fuck him. Plus, he would look like Johnny Depp, so it's a win/win.

Replies BleedingSteelWings Posted at 6:26 pm on July 3, 2009 Quote: from necronomicon servant at 3:43 pm on July 3, 2009 Quote: from HarrySunderland at 11:11 am on July 3, 2009 Quote: from necronomicon servant at 2:10 pm on July 3, 2009 If God was a human I would kill him ^-^    That's not a good idea, its been almost 2000 years and the Jews still haven't lived it down. 1) Der juden killed Jesus not God retard! 2) I'm not a fucking kike! the jews didnt kill jesus. they just chose for Barabbas instead of Jesus. so Jesus got put to death instead of him. whats so bad about jews? metacarPi Posted at 11:15 am on July 3, 2009 Quote: from ifyoulikepinacoladas at 2:11 pm on July 3, 2009 What makes you think he looks like Johnny Depp? If I looked like Johnny Depp, would you fuck me? and also, I don't think if Jesus was human, he'd be fucking you anytime soon... too pure, if you catch my drift. Because Johnny Depp is the perfect flawless human. And if you did, then yes I would. amber1991 Posted at 11:14 am on July 3, 2009 Quote: from RayOrama at 11:10 am on July 3, 2009 If God were human he wouldn't be God. This. Total Destruction Posted at 11:13 am on July 3, 2009 Quote: from HarrySunderland at 11:11 am on July 3, 2009 Quote: from necronomicon servant at 2:10 pm on July 3, 2009 If God was a human I would kill him ^-^ That's not a good idea, its been almost 2000 years and the Jews still haven't lived it down. 1) Der juden killed Jesus not God retard! 2) I'm not a fucking kike! Dexter Ward Posted at 11:11 am on July 3, 2009 Quote: from necronomicon servant at 2:10 pm on July 3, 2009 If God was a human I would kill him ^-^ That's not a good idea, its been almost 2000 years and the Jews still haven't lived it down. DaveH Posted at 11:11 am on July 3, 2009 I'm God.   Pebbles123 Posted at 11:11 am on July 3, 2009 Quote: from aejae at 7:10 pm on July 3, 2009 then you'd get pregnant and jesus would be reborn! BustaMove B ry Posted at 11:11 am on July 3, 2009 Quote: from I like tuhtles at 10:30 pm on Jan. 13, 2009 Quote: from 9 Volt at 1:29 am on Jan. 14, 2009 You're an idiot. DON'T YOU SASS ME, MISSY. YOU AIN'T MAH DADDY! D8< Ziggy Stardust Posted at 11:11 am on July 3, 2009 Quote: from necronomicon servant at 11:10 am on July 3, 2009 If God was a human I would kill him ^-^ yes. chilly person Posted at 11:11 am on July 3, 2009 WTF XD.     Lol antarticans ifyoulikepinacoladas Posted at 11:11 am on July 3, 2009 What makes you think he looks like Johnny Depp? If I looked like Johnny Depp, would you fuck me? and also, I don't think if Jesus was human, he'd be fucking you anytime soon... too pure, if you catch my drift. RayOrama Posted at 11:10 am on July 3, 2009 If God were human he wouldn't be God. Total Destruction Posted at 11:10 am on July 3, 2009 If God was a human I would kill him ^-^ aejae Posted at 11:10 am on July 3, 2009 then you'd get pregnant and jesus would be reborn! All 14 previous replies displayed.