Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Storytime 2. Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]Twinkle556[/m] at 8:09 pm on July 3, 2009[quote]yikes prety freaky if you ask me [/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post An Young Guy Posted at 8:06 pm on July 3, 2009 You will never believe what happened to me this morning! I was waking up and doing my morning routine, eat breakfast, take a shower, brush my teeth, that sort of thing. When I was about to get changed, I saw something in my window that looked a little strange. I went to look and there he was, a man was staring through my window on a ladder! Just as soon as he knew I saw him he started climbing down the ladder and I ran for the door outside. On my way out I grabbed the bat I keep under my bed. When I got outside I saw him running down my block and I began chasing after him. We ran for nearly 10 minutes and reached some woods. Then from there we ran another 15 until I lost sight of him. Lost, in the middle of the woods, chasing a peeping Tom. I knew something like this could only happen to me. The search seemed over when a bit deeper in the woods I heard the man scream. I ran out there and saw him sitting on the ground a good distance away from me. As I got closer I could see he had gotten his foot stuck in a bear trap! Actually I'm not so sure it was a bear trap because it was a bit smaller but you get the point. I walked up to him with my bat and said the sweetest one liner I could think up on the spot. "Game over fucker" and I hit him in the face with my bat. He began to sob a bit as he held his bleeding nose, but to my surprise he began to laugh. This startled me so I hit him again and said "what's funny faggot!" and he said, "read the first word of all the last paragraphs."

Replies ElectricLadyFlash Posted at 8:19 pm on July 3, 2009 Quote: from An Young Guy at 8:11 pm on July 3, 2009 Quote: from ElectricLadyflash at 11:09 pm on July 3, 2009 Motherfuck, STOP GOING TO ED. Miami0429 Posted at 8:16 pm on July 3, 2009 will there be a storytime 3??? An Young Guy Posted at 8:11 pm on July 3, 2009 Quote: from ElectricLadyflash at 11:09 pm on July 3, 2009 Motherfuck, STOP GOING TO ED. Yahtzee Posted at 8:10 pm on July 3, 2009 stop making me lose the game :( EmbraceTheHate Posted at 8:10 pm on July 3, 2009 i hate when that happens to me... ElectricLadyFlash Posted at 8:09 pm on July 3, 2009 Motherfuck, STOP GOING TO ED. Twinkle556 Posted at 8:09 pm on July 3, 2009 yikes prety freaky if you ask me All 7 previous replies displayed.