Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic I like being open with people Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]Fortis Obscurum[/m] at 9:00 pm on July 3, 2009[quote]Because I'm always trying to get them to think, "Did he just fucking say what I think he said?" It's nice. I like to bring shock and awe to people. Like... I like to masturbate to anime, some of which is in my avatar. You know you all do too. I feel like I needed something more shocking, though.  Maybe... I stuck my dick in someones mayonnaise today?  Maybe that'll do it.  If that doesn't work, then I blew a load into it also, as well as their ranch.[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Fortis Obscurum Posted at 9:00 pm on July 3, 2009 Because I'm always trying to get them to think, "Did he just fucking say what I think he said?" It's nice. I like to bring shock and awe to people. Like... I like to masturbate to anime, some of which is in my avatar. You know you all do too. I feel like I needed something more shocking, though.  Maybe... I stuck my dick in someones mayonnaise today?  Maybe that'll do it.  If that doesn't work, then I blew a load into it also, as well as their ranch.

Replies chilly person Posted at 9:13 pm on July 3, 2009 That's cool dude. I have even more shocking stuff than that. Tarhanosaurus Sexx Posted at 9:05 pm on July 3, 2009 Yummy. Miami0429 Posted at 9:02 pm on July 3, 2009 mayo??     ssminow Posted at 9:02 pm on July 3, 2009 hahaha this made me laugh DaisyMontana Posted at 9:02 pm on July 3, 2009 Seriously? it's not even funny MistressH Posted at 9:02 pm on July 3, 2009 man sucks for the next guy who eats a salad and a sandwhich....poor fool. MizsAddiction18 Posted at 9:02 pm on July 3, 2009 thats ... nice bawx II Posted at 9:01 pm on July 3, 2009 OP is gonna die a sad, lonely, boring, pathetic life. Complex Kid Posted at 9:01 pm on July 3, 2009 You like the attention. All 9 previous replies displayed.