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Quote: from [m]melodramatic[/m] at 7:36 pm on July 9, 2009[quote]Hahahaha, Wow.. My Grandma is like that. [/quote]
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Zerks
Posted at 7:36 pm on July 9, 2009
so i was getting my allergy shots again today, and me and my ma are sitting in the waiting room. while we were waiting, i noticed that behind me were a shitload of blood sugar testing machines, so i was like "pssss, ma, gimme yer purse, im gonna put one of these in it." she got all fissy, she said "D: no, whats wrong with you?!" so i said it would be mad awesome to have a blood test machine, so she gave me her purse, and i took the machine out of the box and put it in the purse, then she said "oh wait, your grandfather needs some extra strips" so i got 2 boxes, i couldnt hid them anywhere so i just stuffed them into my pants, my ma has been freaking out ever since, shes such a tool XD
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squareness
Posted at 7:42 pm on July 9, 2009
Wow
sub800
Posted at 7:41 pm on July 9, 2009
WHAT A BADASS
guitargod1
Posted at 7:39 pm on July 9, 2009
alright
Zerks
Posted at 7:38 pm on July 9, 2009
Quote: from
kay dee
at 10:37 pm on July 9, 2009
You realize to be a convict you must be CONVICTED of something, right?
its an exhaggeration, chill
Reefer
Posted at 7:38 pm on July 9, 2009
ha.
BVPISTHEBEST
Posted at 7:38 pm on July 9, 2009
lol that funny
kay dee
Posted at 7:37 pm on July 9, 2009
You realize to be a convict you must be CONVICTED of something, right?
melodramatic
Posted at 7:36 pm on July 9, 2009
Hahahaha, Wow.. My Grandma is like that.
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