Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic a man escapes from prison Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]Mods1Blow2Me3Daily[/m] at 6:04 am on July 10, 2009[quote]Quote: from [m]EmerleeX[/m] at 6:04 am on July 10, 2009[quote]This was posted like 10 minutes ago.[/quote] this[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post XxRedneckBitchxX Posted at 6:03 am on July 10, 2009 A man escapes from prison and breaks into someone's house thinking he will find some food, money and maybe weapons. When he enters he sees a couple having sex. He ties the man to a chair and after that he ties the woman to the bed and kisses her on the neck. Then he goes into the bathroom. The husband says to her: - Dear, this guy just escaped from jail, look at his clothes. He probably spent a lot of time in jail and did not see a woman for a long time. I saw the way he kissed you. If he wants sex, don't oppose, don't scream, do everything he says. I beg of you, give him satisfaction, even if you hate him. I don't want him to kill us both. Be strong, my love! I love you! The woman replies to him: -He did not kiss me, he whispered somethingin my ear. He told me that he is gay and that he thinks you are cute. After that he asked me if we have any Vaseline in the house and I told him that we have some in the bathroom. Be strong, my love! I love you too

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