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fukinstevo Posted at 8:37 pm on July 10, 2009
My dick cost a late night fee,
Your dick got the HIV.
My dick plays on the double feature screen,
Your dick went straight to DVD.

My dick bigger than a bridge,
Your dick look like a little kids.
My dick large like the chargers (the whole team),
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Your dick suffer from stage fright.
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Your dick needs a tweezer dude.

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Your dick half staff (it needs work).

My dick been there done that,
Your dick said so
My dick, V.I.P.,
Your shit needs I.D.

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Your dick don't even function.

My dick served a whole lunch-in,
Your dick, it look like a munchkin.

My dick size of a pumpkin,
Your dick look like Mackauley Culkin.
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My dick bench pressed 350,
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My dick pretty damn skimpy,
Your dick hungry as a hippy.

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Replies
Baron Samedi Posted at 8:44 pm on July 10, 2009
Quote: from purple smoke at 9:37 pm on July 10, 2009

My dick bigger than a bridge

Well that just sounds cumbersome.  Possibly even medically dangerous.

fukinstevo Posted at 8:43 pm on July 10, 2009
Quote: from w04hs3xy at 8:42 pm on July 10, 2009

OLD.
come up with something new.

your moms old
w04hs3xy Posted at 8:42 pm on July 10, 2009
OLD.
come up with something new.
Kierais awesome Posted at 8:42 pm on July 10, 2009
My boyfriend loves that song
RIMHfire Posted at 8:41 pm on July 10, 2009
Vajayjay.
fukinstevo Posted at 8:39 pm on July 10, 2009
Quote: from DaisyMontana at 8:39 pm on July 10, 2009

Quote: from purple smoke at 11:39 pm on July 10, 2009

Quote: from DaisyMontana at 8:38 pm on July 10, 2009

Your dick is tiny
u wont be sayin that when i shove it down your fuckin throat


so it's tiny

YOU LOSE
Randomaster Posted at 8:39 pm on July 10, 2009
Harold and Kumar
DaisyMontana Posted at 8:39 pm on July 10, 2009
Quote: from purple smoke at 11:39 pm on July 10, 2009

Quote: from DaisyMontana at 8:38 pm on July 10, 2009

Your dick is tiny
u wont be sayin that when i shove it down your fuckin throat


so it's tiny
An Young Guy Posted at 8:39 pm on July 10, 2009
Quote: from purple smoke at 11:39 pm on July 10, 2009

Quote: from DaisyMontana at 8:38 pm on July 10, 2009

Your dick is tiny
u wont be sayin that when i shove it down your fuckin throat

EPIC WIN.
fukinstevo Posted at 8:39 pm on July 10, 2009
Quote: from DaisyMontana at 8:38 pm on July 10, 2009

Your dick is tiny
u wont be sayin that when i shove it down your fuckin throat
DuBBy Posted at 8:38 pm on July 10, 2009
BOOBS!
IGotAddicted Posted at 8:38 pm on July 10, 2009
<3 that song.
DaisyMontana Posted at 8:38 pm on July 10, 2009
Your dick is tiny
bosss Posted at 8:38 pm on July 10, 2009
penis
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