Rich Walrus! Full of blubber So full of himself But won't wear a rubber!
Rich Walrus! Had a bunch of kids But why look so grim? You can still hope for s.i.d.s.!
Rich Walrus! The Mrs. is mad! But don't worry now, Divorce is the new fad!
Poor Walrus, Your Mrs. took your stuff Now a shiny green bottle And quite a bit of scruff!
Poor Walrus, You're not so fun You gave up on women And picked up a gun.
FIN
R.I.P. Rich Walrus