I like soggy crackers, why else would I dip them in soup?
Yeah, but they can't be too soggy or they just fall apart.
oh shut the fuck up
up shut the oh fuck
stop trying to be black
I'm not trying, I'm trolololing
You're not black.
Don't dip that cracker in the soup too much, or it will get soggy. No one likes soggy crackers.