Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Ashley came home from work and sat down next to me... Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [mod]audrey820[/mod] at 1:38 pm on Nov. 23, 2008[quote]She loves you in the way you love that kid who still plays with pogs all these years later. Sure, he's a loser and you feel bad for him. But it's endearing too.[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Prince o palities Posted at 1:36 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 Ashley:  How much homework do you have left? Sean: Oh, this isn't homework.  This is recreational work. Ashley:  Really?  What are you doing? Sean:  Reading through Gregory's five theological orations and systematically picking out the Old Testament quotes and allusions in order to develop a holistic understanding of his hermeneutic. Then she told me she loved me, but not in the way that she does while we're cuddling.  It wasn't even in the way she does when she wants five dollars.  It was more like the way you would say you love Old Yeller right before shooting him. Am I getting a divorce?

Replies Killtyronedead Posted at 10:49 am on Nov. 30, 2008 Quote: from Prince o palities at 4:36 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 It was more like the way you would say you love Old Yeller right before shooting him. This line kills me every fucking time. Prince o palities Posted at 7:38 pm on Nov. 29, 2008 I'm good like that. 4est Posted at 9:07 am on Nov. 29, 2008 Quote: from Prince o palities at 1:36 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 It wasn't even in the way she does when she wants five dollars. Way to keep your bitch in line. GdFtherOFCOWS Posted at 7:21 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 As long as you don't get a text message saying "We need to talk", you are fine. barnabas Posted at 9:04 am on Nov. 28, 2008 how did i miss this topic? this is amazing. you are like old yeller. nikki Posted at 2:07 am on Nov. 25, 2008 She thinks you're sweet and precious! Spice Posted at 12:17 am on Nov. 25, 2008 Oh my. It's like "you're so precious and dorky" <3 the real anti christ Posted at 3:43 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 Quote: from Prince o palities at 3:52 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 Quote: from the real anti christ at 3:45 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 I think that means she is going to shoot you... :\ We don't own a gun.  We do own a camera, but I'm not so worried about her shooting me with that. She can borrow our shotgun if she want. Ju5tin Posted at 2:11 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 ... Yes, you are. -_-' Prince o palities Posted at 1:52 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 Quote: from the real anti christ at 3:45 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 I think that means she is going to shoot you... :\ We don't own a gun.  We do own a camera, but I'm not so worried about her shooting me with that. the real anti christ Posted at 1:45 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 I think that means she is going to shoot you... :\ Prince o palities Posted at 1:39 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 Quote: from SheMintsEclectic at 3:37 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 Why don't you initiate "don't divorce me sex" Because that would interrupt my recreational note taking. audrey820 Posted at 1:38 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 She loves you in the way you love that kid who still plays with pogs all these years later. Sure, he's a loser and you feel bad for him. But it's endearing too. SheMintsEclectic Posted at 1:37 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 Why don't you initiate "don't divorce me sex" All 14 previous replies displayed.