I just walked into the meeting room and began to put my stuff down when my ex, his other ex, and his new girlfriend started this conversation about how he beats his girlfriends.
Without looking up I was like "yeah, and I still have the bruise on my upper thigh!" I couldn't see his expression but apparently he started laughing and ran into the adjoining room and yelled "It was a dog bite!!! Argh!"
haha This probably isn't good if we're trying to mend our friendship
Were you being serious? Did he hit you, or was it really a dog bite?