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Savannahalynn
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Posted at 12:19 pm on July 9, 2009 |
| me and two friends were drinking at a park with my ex and his cousin and his cuz's gf. his cousin and the gf got into a fight and she called the cops saying he stole her car. so me and my two OBVIOUSLY drunk and underage friends gtfo of there. The cops pull us over where my bff decides its the perfect time to yell at him " LET US GO ...RIGHT NOW...because..uh. WE DIDNT EVEN FUCKING DO IT" he blinks. looks us over. AND LETS US GO. we were then stranded in the middle of a weird neighborhood drunk, without communication until my ex found us, called his cuz, who by then had made up with his gf. and then came and picked us up with a dog in the car. the dog started throwing up, the next morning we came back and discovered the dog had thrown up a condom in the car. EW. |
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yssuPevoLI
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Posted at 12:14 pm on July 9, 2009 |
| A bunch of us were partying at the beach once. I got pretty drunk. Some of us were getting naked and going swimming. I came out of the water and one of the girls came running up to me and said "here, get dressed". So I slipped into what she handed me, not realizing it was a pink bikini bottom. Later, I wandered away from the crowd (we were at a secluded area, at about 2 AM). I walked down the beach and found a spot and passed out. I woke up the next morning in a jail cell, with nothing on except for the bikini bottoms. |
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One Two Step
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Posted at 12:06 pm on July 9, 2009 |
Quote: from Aero360 at 12:03 pm on July 9, 2009
On Christmas last year, I got pretty drunk with my cousins, mostly on beer and some shots of peach schnapps. When I went home I was too drunk to even use my key and couldn't get in the house so I spent the night on the porch. XD
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Sexican
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Posted at 12:05 pm on July 9, 2009 |
| i got alcohol poisoning at my fist new years party. A girl turned me down, who was a girl that i broke up with my current gf for. So I tried keeping up with one of my friends. I blacked out right after midnight, and apparantly i threw up on a chair, then sat in it. I threw up on myself, and on two of my friends. I tried to kill myself with an imaginary gun, and i woke up a day later with 2 girls hovering over me in spongebob pajamas. It turns out that the two friends I threw up on were the ones who had to change me...lol that's friendship it was an interesting day, I couldn't find out where the throw up smll was coming from...it was in my nose. THAT was soooo gross oh and the spongebob pajamas belonged to the girl that turned me down |
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kitKAT55
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Posted at 12:03 pm on July 9, 2009 |
| me and my friends were in dc and had a fewdrinks b4 we left to go sight seeing and my friend ripped her pants and fell down the side of the jefferson monument. it was hilarious. |
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Aero360
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Posted at 12:03 pm on July 9, 2009 |
| On Christmas last year, I got pretty drunk with my cousins, mostly on beer and some shots of peach schnapps. When I went home I was too drunk to even use my key and couldn't get in the house so I spent the night on the porch. XD |
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aisling1991
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Posted at 12:03 pm on July 9, 2009 |
| put a condom on a champagne bottle and shoved where i shouldn't have lol and i was naked coz we played blackjack and i just kept saying "hit me" and going bust coz i didn't know what was going on lol |
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agerask
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Posted at 12:03 pm on July 9, 2009 |
ended up giving head to upwards of four guys at the same time joy. |
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metacarPi
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Posted at 12:03 pm on July 9, 2009 |
Quote: from Savannahalynn at 3:02 pm on July 9, 2009
it would take me SO long to type out
yeah, seriously. |
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Chasey
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Posted at 12:03 pm on July 9, 2009 |
| The ones I know of involve a lot of vomit |
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ElephantStone
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Posted at 12:02 pm on July 9, 2009 |
Quote: from Savannahalynn at 8:02 pm on July 9, 2009
it would take me SO long to type out
same |
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One Two Step
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Posted at 12:02 pm on July 9, 2009 |
| hahaha |
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Areola
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Posted at 12:02 pm on July 9, 2009 |
| If you can't tell us a story why should we tell you one? |
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Savannahalynn
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Posted at 12:02 pm on July 9, 2009 |
| it would take me SO long to type out |
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