Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic 10 simple e-rules to live by Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]GaelicFreak[/m] at 8:33 pm on Aug. 24, 2008[quote]Can this be stickied? Because there are people who are so retarded they won't remember any of this.[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post greatescape Posted at 8:31 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 The internet is not that hard to figure out.  Yet some of you seem to think that acting like a normal human being online is the intellectual equivalent of rocket science or brain surgery. I am here for you. Simple e-rules to live by 1.  If you are not a lolcat/dog/lion/panda/dolphin/whatever, do not talk like one. Pictures of cats doing stupid things are allowed to have stupid, piss poor english in them because they originated from /b/.  You originated from your mothers womb with a (somewhat) functional brain.  Do not talk like an idiot.  You don't sound cool or trendy. 2.  For that matter....any trend started on 4chan can stay there Believe it or not, the world can do without rule 34, caturday, mukips, rickrolling, chocolate rain, etc.  Its really not that funny. 3. YDHTMEYFSIAFAYFINOKWYAS You don't have to make everything you fucking say into a fucking acronym you fucking idiot. No one knows what you are saying 4. I KNOW THAT THE INTERNET IN ALL OF ITS GLORY IS SUPER DUPER BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO CAP RAPE OMFG Take your adderall and move on. 5. If someone is bothering you over the internet, leave navigate to another page, or better yet go bask in the sunlight that you havent seen in years.  Within minutes you will forget that they exist.  I promise.  That means those of you with your pants all tangled up around your ankles because of (oh fuck get ready...) nudity on Livewire.  Ya you.  Same to those of you who feel that flaming the race and ethnicity forum is going to end global racism. 6.  Getting banned and proceeding to make 40000 new accounts only highlights your lack of social life If making e-friends is that important to you, go to 4chan.  They dont ban people there. 7. Mods are normal people, not the CIA Making 100 topics about how shitty they are does not make you any more of a badass than listening to anti-flag makes you an anarchist.  Finish high school and wait for your teen angst to subside. 8. If you are really messaging strangers for cyber sex, nudes and the like... ...is it even humanly possible to have any degree of respect for yourself?  One would think it's tough to wake up in the morning and say, "well, here's to another day of picking up some e-chicks!" 9.  It is more than likely that no one cares about your life. Really.  They don't.  You don't need to make 40 topics about how much your cat ate today. 10. e-status is worth about as much as German Papiermarks Dont kid yourself people. Thanks.  Happy browsing.

Replies greatescape Posted at 1:21 pm on Aug. 25, 2008 Quote: from Forever Angel at 3:03 pm on Aug. 25, 2008 Just what the H is '4chan'? ... I hear a lot about it but I've never been there.   I do like these 'e-rules', though. as told by wiki You arent missing a thing. Forever Angel Posted at 1:03 pm on Aug. 25, 2008 Just what the H is '4chan'? ... I hear a lot about it but I've never been there. I do like these 'e-rules', though. PhoenixFire613 Posted at 11:22 am on Aug. 25, 2008 Thank you! I totally agree. hithere Posted at 9:58 am on Aug. 25, 2008 i've never seen chocolate rain stuff on this site CherryxBomb Posted at 8:45 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 lol this is all very true i appreciate this type of harsh honesty that many people need to hear lol ALostHope Posted at 8:41 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Man, you are the most hardcore jamican, I have ever come across. Kudos mofucka Kudos. iconoclast Posted at 8:41 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Quote: from greatescape11 at 11:37 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Quote: from prisoner of hss at 10:34 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Quote: from greatescape11 at 11:33 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Quote: from prisoner of hss at 10:33 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 did you copy paste that   No. copypasta    would you liek to try some Rule 11: Copy pasting shit from the internet only gives you pseudo-intelligence.   It isnt copy pasted. Google any of it. i didnt copy paste that greatescape Posted at 8:37 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Quote: from prisoner of hss at 10:34 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Quote: from greatescape11 at 11:33 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Quote: from prisoner of hss at 10:33 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 did you copy paste that    No. copypasta would you liek to try some Rule 11: Copy pasting shit from the internet only gives you pseudo-intelligence. It isnt copy pasted.  Google any of it. Dont Notice Me Posted at 8:35 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 i like you Taylor636Baker Posted at 8:34 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Mother fuck that was good clavicle Posted at 8:34 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 One of these....made me laugh so fucking hard, because I feel like I know exactly who you're directing it at. mackenzie13 Posted at 8:34 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 good stuff iconoclast Posted at 8:34 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Quote: from greatescape11 at 11:33 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Quote: from prisoner of hss at 10:33 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 did you copy paste that No. copypasta would you liek to try some greatescape Posted at 8:33 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Quote: from prisoner of hss at 10:33 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 did you copy paste that No. acausedelle Posted at 8:33 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Thank you! Most recent 15 of 18 previous replies displayed.