Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic To start off my first topic. Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]honeybee3333[/m] at 8:04 pm on Nov. 28, 2008[quote]esa es una situación horrible what a horrible situation. I'm playing with a translator lmao but yeah that really sucks[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Jawbreaker Posted at 8:02 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 My whole family I impregnated this one girl. Wrong, apparently my mom likes to be nosy and eavesdrop. One thing to another, my whole family thought I impregnated her. It wasn't we. And to make matters worse, a few years back my dad caught me looking at some hot speedo-wearing dudes (my curious phase? this was in 7th grade). But this is only because before I saw on my dad's computer that he was looking at shemales. And... i think that made me reaaalllllyy confused. So, I experimented sort of. I made out with girls first off. But then at this party I made out with a dude and started to blow him off. I felt really weird blowing him off (I did it for like 5seconds) than I couldn't do it anymore. But it was fun. Anyways, my whole family things I'm a straight out homo. However, I'm still a virgin. I'm 19. My family just found this all out. And now I'm back at square one. The shrowd of rumors has lifted. Now, I need a girlfriend because I think that weird underlining subconscious secret that i subconsciously knew about it has come out into the public. Any girls wanna meet and have a friendly fuck that may turn into something solid? Oh, and I'm "grounded" (yeah, 19 and grounded) because I disrespect my dad because I said he was talking crazy. (And he tottaallllly was. Incoherent to the max!)

Replies Jawbreaker Posted at 8:17 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Quote: from thebOsssx3 at 8:12 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 i don't understand D: I'm confessing a dark secret. So others can learn from my folly. MISTAKE: Any sexual acts shouldn't be initiated initially via intoxicating substances Moral of the story = Since I already bit from the forbidden fruit, I have nothing else to lose easy my virginity and my ass virginity. Thank Coincidence for the P-Spot. XD (My ass is remaining celibate for the Unknown Creator) thebOsssx3 Posted at 8:12 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 i don't understand D: Jawbreaker Posted at 8:12 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Also, let it be known. I was drunk! Very drunk! >:{ Jawbreaker Posted at 8:11 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Sorry my brain is all blahhh because I'm exposing a deep secret about myself. No guy wants to say he got tricked into giving a dude a blowjob. The guy i blew that had it rough... :/ he was attractive and i knew his mom was crazy... so i guess my empathy skill was kicking in. but still...  i had penis in my mouth. yuck. haha and no lie i was so drunk angry and didn't want to punch him (he did nothing wrong) that I came out the room and screamed I had faggots. Oh, man the talk that happened the weeks to follow. I think it actually bettered my reputation. XD! Ugh I should of taken advantage of th esituation and have him suck my dick -_- then like... cum on his face. oh, it would of been so easy now that i look back on it. malignant melanoma Posted at 8:09 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 LOL HatesYou Posted at 8:06 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Quote: from honeybee3333 at 11:04 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 esa es una situación horrible what a horrible situation. I'm playing with a translator lmao but yeah that really sucks LOLLL.   kay dee Posted at 8:05 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Your ENTIRE FAMILY and you impregnated ONE GIRL?! aleiram51 Posted at 8:05 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 rrrr spelling? please? honeybee3333 Posted at 8:04 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 esa es una situación horrible what a horrible situation. I'm playing with a translator lmao but yeah that really sucks All 9 previous replies displayed.