-- Posted by ElephantStone at 5:21 am on June 26, 2008 i havent drunk in over 9 hours and im still aful fuckin drubk. hen will i sober up? -- Posted by Micus at 5:22 am on June 26, 2008 The body digests about a shot in an hour. So you've had... more than nine drinks? Smoke weed and drink coffee and take a shower and eat a big fatty breakfast, you'll sober up. -- Posted by Fenton at 5:24 am on June 26, 2008 There's nothing you can put into your body to make you sober up quicker. Let your liver do some work. -- Posted by shortpimp at 5:31 am on June 26, 2008 dont drink water..i got fucked took one mouthfull puked my gyt up..it felt asthough my intestine were being pushed up my throat..i couldn't breath:(