-- Posted by Electric Funeral at 10:09 am on June 30, 2008 If that motherfucker was instead like a chill ass dude or a sexy female that I can hit on incessantly to get Her to sleep with me, it would be so fucking cool. We could light up a joint and chillax in ma crib. But instead, from what I hear, he's an uptight lame motherfucker. Why is this? Why can't the supreme being learn to be more chillax? Is there honestly going to be Christian rock and Country playing in heaven? -- Posted by Electric Funeral at 10:09 am on June 30, 2008 Ride With The Devil. Always. -- Posted by inside out oreo at 10:10 am on June 30, 2008 i don't know. but i partied with jesus before. he's pretty chill but everytime you give him a hit he torches it... -- Posted by EmbraceTheHate at 10:13 am on June 30, 2008 go the satanic route, he's pretty chillax. 'cept when you owe him back for the awesome fun you've been having. -- Posted by Selena Phillips at 10:18 am on June 30, 2008 do none of the people who just commented read the bible -- Posted by Shogun villimax at 9:03 pm on June 30, 2008 " Is there honestly going to be Christian rock and Country playing in heaven?" Probibly,but they'r will probibly play your favorite kinds as well. It's not called Heaven for nothing. -- Posted by branflakes at 9:09 pm on June 30, 2008 dude, tripping on acid with god would be hella chill -- Posted by MushroomSatsujin at 9:10 pm on June 30, 2008 I wanna smoke with jesus -- Posted by SovSull at 9:22 pm on June 30, 2008 if i got to smoke up with yahweh that'd be pretty great. he'd want to flood the world and shit and i'd be like "nah dude, dick move" and he'd be like "you're right" and we would keep getting blazed. everyone wins -- Posted by samurai608 at 6:29 pm on July 1, 2008 Quote: from SovSull at 12:22 am on July 1, 2008 if i got to smoke up with yahweh that'd be pretty great. he'd want to flood the world and shit and i'd be like "nah dude, dick move" and he'd be like "you're right" and we would keep getting blazed. everyone wins LMAO, that would be amazing