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-- Posted by Fenton at 10:28 pm on July 3, 2008

White Boards and Point Whores

Lyrics:
White Boards and Point Whores

This song is about a site
That's more than a site
This song is about a site
That's a fuckin' way of life.

White boards, point whores,
And Honored Patron Members from mid August till December
White boards, point whores,
And hittin' "Add Reply" over an' over again.

So I log onto my Livewire and I check out my mail  
Twenty-four new messages from girls I'd like to nail
But they're in another state, 'nother country, 'nother nation
Click on their IB and I state some masturbation

All these fresh topics, there's a billion, and here come a couple more
"I'm so emo", "what's a boner?" "Do my friends think I'm a whore?"
I'm a browsing 'round the forums, "Holy shit no mods online!?"
Time to make a slew of topics, damn right it's spammin' time!

White boards, point whores
All the haters send me PM's but I put them on ignore
White boards, point whores
I've been on official warning over an' over again

People come here for support, and they cry and bitch
"My mom is fucking crazy, and best my best friend is a snitch."
Where my Support Leaders at? You best be helpin' all these fools.
And reportin' mah misconduct when I'm breaking all the rules.

See me upload mah avatar, the big ones cost 12 dollars
It don't matter, it was worth it, cuz I'm on this site for hours.
All my free time goes to postin' and updating my mood,
Give me points, I'll take it off, I know you wanna see me nude!

[Chatter]
"Hey man, uh, you didn't happen to log in last night did you?"
"Oh. My. God. You missed it, on Deep Thoughts and Random Musings,
xCheergurl97x and stabmylungsax got in a huge fight!"
"Stabmylungsax!?"
"Yeah dude!"
"No way!"
"Oh my - they were getting along so well!"
"I knowwww now they're totally banned."
"I don't believe it for a second."
"Banhammer."
"Did you save it to your notepad so I can see it?"
"Heck yeah I already emailed it to you."
"Ohhhh!"

White boards and point whores you'll find em all on Livewire
Livezilla's, contests, you'll find it all on Livewire.

Moderators, imitators, find it all on Livewire
Livesecrets, dictionary, find it all on Livewire

White boards, point whores [repeat]

[sign off]


-- Posted by major at 10:29 pm on July 3, 2008

called it


-- Posted by k1Lka at 10:30 pm on July 3, 2008

american idol material


-- Posted by UltimateSatisfaction at 10:30 pm on July 3, 2008

You guys have too much fucking time on your hands, seriously.


-- Posted by Fenton at 10:31 pm on July 3, 2008

Quote: from Major at 10:29 pm on July 3, 2008


called it

You're perfect.


-- Posted by Taylor636Baker at 10:31 pm on July 3, 2008

Omg
That was completely and utterly true shit


-- Posted by Disposition at 10:31 pm on July 3, 2008

That was amazing.


-- Posted by BackPorch at 10:31 pm on July 3, 2008

That made my day. SO. funny.


-- Posted by metacarPi at 10:32 pm on July 3, 2008

LMFAO!

I LOVED it!!!  

It really was pure genius though!


-- Posted by only in ky at 10:32 pm on July 3, 2008

That has been the funniest thing I've heard all week.


-- Posted by anonymous2 at 10:32 pm on July 3, 2008

....is fenton northstar????


-- Posted by littlebigwonder at 10:32 pm on July 3, 2008

favorited.


-- Posted by Fenton at 10:32 pm on July 3, 2008

Quote: from anonymous2 at 10:32 pm on July 3, 2008


....is fenton northstar????

Hell no.


-- Posted by elementality09 at 10:33 pm on July 3, 2008

oh damn that was epic.


-- Posted by stormsorter9 at 10:33 pm on July 3, 2008

Fucking awesome.

Sticky this shit.


-- Posted by Seidell at 10:33 pm on July 3, 2008

lmao


-- Posted by KiwiKi at 10:33 pm on July 3, 2008

This is the shit.


-- Posted by xaphan31508 at 10:34 pm on July 3, 2008

thats fucking great. you fucking win dude. im even gonna give you 10 points cause that was so fucking awesome!


-- Posted by Autumndaze at 10:34 pm on July 3, 2008

Haha, thats awesome.


-- Posted by EndLess LoVe at 10:34 pm on July 3, 2008

Nice.


-- Posted by ehmusic at 10:35 pm on July 3, 2008

That's the funniest thing ever...by White Ninja?!?!


-- Posted by acausedelle at 10:35 pm on July 3, 2008

This is so awesome. Favorited.


-- Posted by I OWN YOU BITCH at 10:37 pm on July 3, 2008

w00t I love you fenton.


-- Posted by xaphan31508 at 10:38 pm on July 3, 2008

tell me when you get to 75 points so i can give you 25 more!


-- Posted by Decadence at 10:40 pm on July 3, 2008

This is gold.


-- Posted by Clara Bell at 10:41 pm on July 3, 2008

that was mega epic.


-- Posted by CentsofHumor at 10:42 pm on July 3, 2008

What better on my first day here than a helpful and entertaining song to tell me all about what i'm getting myself into?


-- Posted by GaelicFreak at 10:44 pm on July 3, 2008

*Favorite.


-- Posted by hithere at 11:00 pm on July 3, 2008

what's "ignore"?


-- Posted by BLUEAUTOMATIC at 12:33 am on July 4, 2008

You have a really girly voice.

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