-- Posted by Jasonzlpa at 11:04 pm on July 5, 2008 A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe's first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob's lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet! After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened. Joe said "There was this snake and he slittered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed." "So then what did make you scream," Bob asked, exasperated. "Well," Joe continued, "two squirells crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, "Should we take them home or eat 'em now?"" ***Okay, for those of you who like my jokes (if you remember any of them) my old topic 'Jokes' is still open, and I've updated it with more jokes.  I'll try to update it w/ at least three more jokes every day.  Farewell and have a good laugh, I hope.*** -- Posted by Aerie at 11:06 pm on July 5, 2008 OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! Too funny! -- Posted by Justins Luvmuffin at 11:12 pm on July 5, 2008 lmfao. -- Posted by Aphrodite54 at 1:26 am on July 6, 2008 LMFAO!!! 54 -- Posted by Tigerhawk at 6:37 am on July 6, 2008 That is the funiest one I heard in a while,. -- Posted by PhoenixFire613 at 9:50 pm on July 6, 2008 LMFAO!!! -- Posted by iwantcandy at 9:56 pm on July 6, 2008 hah...okayy? -- Posted by penguinsrule at 1:43 pm on July 7, 2008 LOL -- Posted by Prenatal popper at 1:57 pm on July 7, 2008 LMAO!