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-- Posted by Jasonzlpa at 11:35 pm on July 5, 2008

There was a contruction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death.

He arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter said "Oh, I am sorry, my son. But you have been sentenced to hell."

The worker agreed - not like he could do anything else - and he was on his way.

When he arrived, the devil looked at him and said, "Ah! A new slave. We shall burn you and throw you in the fiery pits."

Then the worker replied, "That wall could use a bit of patching. I could fix it first and you could throw me in the pit afterward." So he fixed the wall.

Satan, intrigued, asked, "What else can you build?"

So the construction worker went about his job and made many improvements; in fact, by the time he was done, hell was a paradise. It had air conditioning, pools, balconies, you name it.

Within a few days, God phoned Satan and said, "I think there has been a mix-up. That worker was originally supposed to come to heaven."

Satan replied, "No way -- he's built all sorts of useful stuff for us. We're keeping him."

God then said, "Oh, yeah? Well, I'll see you in court. We're going to sue you for this man's soul and damages."

Satan just laughed: "And where are you going to find a lawyer?"


-- Posted by ilyjosh at 11:37 pm on July 5, 2008

HAH! :D


-- Posted by itoldyou at 11:37 pm on July 5, 2008

lol


-- Posted by gnr90 at 11:37 pm on July 5, 2008

oh damn...


-- Posted by 4est at 11:39 pm on July 5, 2008

That was a good one.


-- Posted by AverageAmanda at 11:43 pm on July 5, 2008

Hahahaha, love it!  XD

Lawyer jokes are always great.


-- Posted by nigeltheoutlaw at 11:46 pm on July 5, 2008

That was great. Who doesn't love god/devil humor?


-- Posted by locz thug mizzus at 11:49 pm on July 5, 2008

That was a good one... I actually lol'd


-- Posted by SobekPriestess49 at 11:52 pm on July 5, 2008

too bad


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