-- Posted by The Last Magister at 1:34 am on July 6, 2008 1) We will give people medals for killing each other with napalm, but we send people to jail for giving someone an orgasm. 2) Teenagers watching pornos is wrong; let them spend their time doing something more productive, like making pipe bombs! 3) Hey strippers need money too! It's a good job, lots of tips for dancing on a pole. 4) Hookers too. 5) Wives getting upset when their husbands buy pornos; would they rather it get pent up and come home to him in bed with a hooker? 6) The internet is bad and corrupts teenagers sexually before they are ready; Parents, you should be THANKING the internet, it's explaining the "birds and the bees" to your children so you don't have to! 7) Christians condeming pornography, sex out of wedlock, and overall lust; go look in the bible how many times Jesus was helped by hookers. Hell, they helped him escape Romans, open gates for him, and he didn't cuss them out. 8) Sex is a disgusting affair and an affront to the public; tell that to every other animal on the planet 9) Monogamy; wait, you want to make sure we can never sleep with, touch, or kiss another girl until DEATH does us part, and I'M the selfish one?! 10) It's alright to not use condoms unless you want kids; don't ever trust girls who say they take their birth control regularly, no matter what. -In memory of George Carlin(1937-2008) Such a great man and comedian the likes of which the world has never seen, nor will they likely see again, may he rest in peace - -- Posted by Another Chance at 1:35 am on July 6, 2008 Wait? Who thinks porn is bad? -- Posted by uschb02 at 1:37 am on July 6, 2008 i love that comedian! -- Posted by Clara Bell at 1:38 am on July 6, 2008 I don't understand some of these. -- Posted by Steel Ebola at 1:39 am on July 6, 2008 Extremist much? Lol jk, most of this stuff is true, except 7 is really messed up -- Posted by Silenced at 1:39 am on July 6, 2008 since when are people put in jail for making others orgasm...? -- Posted by JC at 1:41 am on July 6, 2008 number six is just stupid, porn gives the completely wrong message about sex -- Posted by wickedtruth09 at 1:41 am on July 6, 2008 That is so fucking funny...too bad he's dead...I didn't know him but now I want to look up his stuff and give him a proper kiwi patented send off -- Posted by ijustdontknow at 1:45 am on July 6, 2008 Carlin FTW.... was a master and is missed my millions. -- Posted by Vintorez at 1:48 am on July 6, 2008 Carlin was quite funny at times, too bad he was an atheist and is most likely in Hell. -- Posted by The Last Magister at 1:54 am on July 6, 2008 Quote: from Vintorez at 1:48 am on July 6, 2008 Carlin was quite funny at times, too bad he was an atheist and is most likely in Hell. Hey, I don't think God would keep Carlin out of heaven, he wasn't a bad guy, and even if he's in hell, I think he would be making Satan laugh too hard to worry about being tortured. -- Posted by fullmooncurse at 2:11 am on July 6, 2008 He made that list or you just really liked him? -- Posted by The Last Magister at 2:20 am on July 6, 2008 Quote: from fullmooncurse at 2:11 am on July 6, 2008 He made that list or you just really liked him? I used some of his material and my own