-- Posted by El Manana at 11:19 am on July 6, 2008 Okay, last night's wasn't very fun because it was half-assed and there was only one roaster. Well, I want to do one properly. I'm going to review my options for roastees, but for right now it's either Fenton or Decadence. If you don't know what a roast is, go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roast_(comedy) The roast will be held in a group in a few days. The group is going to be somewhat private, and don't message me asking to be in it. If you would like to be a roaster, please write a couple jokes/insults about anyone who posts in this topic or link to a couple funny jokes of yours. If you would like to nominate a roastee, state their username, their first name, and why they should be nominated. (Blue bars and red bars only) I may be the roast master, or I might appoint one if I find someone really funny. By posting in this topic or joining the roast group, you understand that you are willing to be made fun of at the whim of other roasters and you will not take insult to posts, nor report other members for harassment. Below is a clip from a Comedy Central roast: -- Posted by Khadgar at 11:20 am on July 6, 2008 It's impossible to roast white ninja, for the minute you start your larynx explodes. -- Posted by Crackford Ferguson at 11:20 am on July 6, 2008 do it in a topic. -- Posted by Prince o palities at 11:20 am on July 6, 2008 Governed properly, this could be an amusing activity. -- Posted by Crackford Ferguson at 11:21 am on July 6, 2008 don't let nay mods in -- Posted by greeneyedone at 11:24 am on July 6, 2008 So only certain people can see the roast? I think we should do someone that everyone knows. Hmm, it could be hard to pick the right person, because if you dont have the right person, it could be a bust. -- Posted by CaliKevin at 11:32 am on July 6, 2008 I suggest roasting White Ninja. -- Posted by iconoclast at 11:33 am on July 6, 2008 Fenton! -- Posted by Acid World at 11:36 am on July 6, 2008 Yeah, Ninja wins. -- Posted by Heart92 at 11:37 am on July 6, 2008 Fenton pwns all. -- Posted by barnabas at 11:41 am on July 6, 2008 I say Deca. -- Posted by El Manana at 11:44 am on July 6, 2008 Looks like Fenton wins, but I don't know if he'll accept.  I believe Apotheosis would make a good roast master.  Thoughts? -- Posted by Acid World at 12:03 pm on July 6, 2008 Quote: from barnabas at 11:41 am on July 6, 2008 I say Deca. I feel like everyone knows more about Fenton than Deca >_< -- Posted by iconoclast at 12:07 pm on July 6, 2008 Quote: from El Manana at 2:44 pm on July 6, 2008 Looks like Fenton wins, but I don't know if he'll accept. I believe Apotheosis would make a good roast master. Thoughts? YES -- Posted by Fenton at 12:10 pm on July 6, 2008 This will be great! I accept. I suggest The Pro, Apo, and Circa as roasters. Hopefully, this will take off, and we can do other members in the future. -- Posted by Decadence at 12:34 pm on July 6, 2008 Fenton and I can be roasted together. Not that I know what that is. But yeah. -- Posted by CentsofHumor at 12:43 pm on July 6, 2008 Quote: from Fenton at 12:10 pm on July 6, 2008 This will be great! I accept. I suggest The Pro, Apo, and Circa as roasters. Hopefully, this will take off, and we can do other members in the future. I love doing members. -- Posted by medjai at 1:19 pm on July 6, 2008 I suggest The Other Horseman, Apotheosis, and H A T T as roasters. -- Posted by El Manana at 1:21 pm on July 6, 2008 Quote: from medjai at 1:19 pm on July 6, 2008 I suggest The Other Horseman, Apotheosis, and H A T T as roasters. Apo is already in, H A T T has been invited.  I'll look into The Horseman. -- Posted by UltimateSatisfaction at 3:53 pm on July 6, 2008 circa should definitely be a roaster. -- Posted by iconoclast at 3:55 pm on July 6, 2008 i suggest medjai as a roaster -- Posted by Stand Up at 7:06 pm on July 6, 2008 I'm too lazy to see what a Roast is... but yes; Fenton seems like one. Why? ... God knows. -- Posted by Cheeserock at 8:48 am on July 7, 2008 Quote: from UltimateSatisfaction at 11:53 pm on July 6, 2008 circa should definitely be a roaster. ^ this -- Posted by Charolastra at 8:52 am on July 7, 2008 nothing will ever be as funny as the roast of flavor flav