-- Posted by Epicure at 7:35 pm on July 8, 2008 In the last couple of weeks I have purchased both of her books, My Horizontal Life and Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea. They're both very very good. After reading through both - hearing about her one night stands, midget fetish, and drug and alcohol use I've discovered that I have a new celebrity crush. She's not what you could call hot, but damn she's sexy. I watched Chelsea Lately as if it were a religion and I'm discovering that I have a crush on a straight celebrity. I guess it goes with my Stephen Colbert lurve. Everyone should become obsessed with Chelsea Handler. She's God's gift to everyone. (God being Stephen Colbert, of course.) -- Posted by IamMelissa at 7:38 pm on July 8, 2008 i love chelsea. she is so fucking hilarious. haha