Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13  Next -- Posted by Firefly00 at 4:10 am on July 9, 2008 Well, I have yet to make a topic in this part of the forums, which is quite impressive as I've been a Yorie since the beginning. Anyways, I've seen a game on some forums that my girlfriend frequents and I decided to bring it to LiveWire.   Riiight, how it works is like this... I would state a wish that I would like to be granted, for example, 'I wish I was rich' and then the poster below me would reply 'granted, but (fill in a bad consequence here)'. They would then proceed to write their own wish and thus the continuum of wishes being granted with a twist continues. It can actually be really amusing and entertaining if it's done with some light humour, and I know us Yories still know how to roll! Example: Poster 1 - I wish I was thin. Poster 2 - Granted, but 'thin' isn't 'in' anymore and you still feel out of place. I wish I had a girlfriend Poster 3: Granted, ..... Seeeeee?   Anyways, I hope this works! I'll go first. I wish I could afford to go on a massive shopping spree. -- Posted by Seafercat at 4:16 am on July 9, 2008 . -- Posted by barnabas at 6:03 am on July 9, 2008 Granted but all the things you buy are tacky and out of style. I wish I could be in the same state as my BF for a while. -- Posted by nikki at 8:50 am on July 9, 2008 Granted, but eventually you'd miss your family. I wish I didn't have to worry about paying back loans. -- Posted by Firefly00 at 8:59 am on July 9, 2008 Granted, but then all your savings get stolen and you're back to 'square one' again. I wish I didn't have to go to work this evening. -- Posted by OLPFan200 at 9:43 am on July 9, 2008 Granted, but you sleep in and your house burns down with you trapped inside of it. I wish that this wish be rendered null and void, and not be granted. -- Posted by Seanee at 11:21 am on July 9, 2008 Granted, although it is not, and you spoil the game, thus becoming an outcast to society. -- Posted by OLPFan200 at 1:57 pm on July 9, 2008 Hey, at least I can make a wish... Now who's ruining the game? I wish the work day would go by faster. -- Posted by barnabas at 2:24 pm on July 9, 2008 Granted but the night will go faster as well, putting you back at work sooner. I wish that I had a clean shirt to wear. -- Posted by mond alor at 2:30 pm on July 9, 2008 granted but your pants are caked with mud. i wish i could jump 2 months into the future. -- Posted by Firefly00 at 2:50 pm on July 9, 2008 Granted, but your time travel destroys the earth and you end up lost in space. I wish my girlfriend would stop singing 'Fleetwood Mac' outloud. -- Posted by mond alor at 2:57 pm on July 9, 2008 granted but she looses her voice forever. i wish i could be in the same country as my fiancee. -- Posted by barnabas at 3:00 pm on July 9, 2008 Granted but the job you get to be with her means you never have time to see her. I wish facebook would work faster. -- Posted by Firefly00 at 3:02 pm on July 9, 2008 Granted, but then your computer crashes. I wish I was on a hot beach somewhere exotic. -- Posted by Briley 07 at 3:18 pm on July 9, 2008 Granted, but you get sunburned all over and have to stand in a freezer all day to numb the burns. I wish that my wish wasn't going to get fucked up. -- Posted by OLPFan200 at 4:23 pm on July 9, 2008 Granted, but the rest of your life gets fucked up. I wish my job didn't suck. -- Posted by dumb whore at 5:02 pm on July 9, 2008 Granted but your salary is cut in half. I wish my head would stop hurting so much. -- Posted by the real anti christ at 6:11 pm on July 9, 2008 Sure but only because you get a lobotomy. I wish nothing negative would come from this wish. -- Posted by OLPFan200 at 7:07 pm on July 9, 2008 Granted, but something negative comes from that thing you did last week instead. I wish my internetz would stop lagging anytime I try to watch Zero Punctuation. -- Posted by Yummie Strawberries at 1:47 am on July 10, 2008 Granted, but it crashes 10 minutes before the end. I wish I had a normal sleeping schedule. -- Posted by Firefly00 at 2:29 am on July 10, 2008 Granted, but then you start to have bad nightmares every night. I wish my hair would automatically straighten without me having to do it! -- Posted by carbonara at 4:31 am on July 10, 2008 Granted, but then it falls out. I wish I had some more monies. -- Posted by OLPFan200 at 5:18 am on July 10, 2008 Quote: from Yummie Strawberries at 4:47 am on July 10, 2008 Granted, but it crashes 10 minutes before the end. I wish I had a normal sleeping schedule. Impressive, considering the segments are only 5 minutes long, roughly. Anyways, granted, but inflation occurs and you still can't afford anything. I wish it didn't cost me so much to visit the girlfriend. -- Posted by Big Red at 5:58 am on July 10, 2008 Granted but she moves in with you and depends on you to make the money because she couldn't find a job and she sits on the couch and watches television all day slowly becoming morbidly obese, she then starts taking  her frustrations about her size out on you slowly driving you to finally snap sending you on a murderous rampage, but in your blood lust you forget the safety is on as you try to shoot a cop, and then in turn get shot but not killed. Then you spend the rest of your life in prison for attempted murder with your new cell mate and unwanted lover Big Stew. I wish I had AIDS -- Posted by carbonara at 6:57 am on July 10, 2008 Granted, but then they find a cure and you don't have it anymore. I wish my neighbour really was disabled so he deserved his parking spot outside of our house. -- Posted by Firefly00 at 7:13 am on July 10, 2008 Granted, but then the bailiffs find out you haven't been paying your bills and repossess your house. I wish that one of the jobs I've applied for invite me in for an interview. -- Posted by OLPFan200 at 9:42 am on July 10, 2008 Quote: from Big Red at 8:58 am on July 10, 2008 Granted but she moves in with you and depends on you to make the money because she couldn't find a job and she sits on the couch and watches television all day Well, she is an English major. =[ Granted, but it's actually one of those candid camera shows so you just get embarrassed on national TV and no job. I wish this stupid heartburn would go away. -- Posted by Firefly00 at 2:31 am on July 11, 2008 Granted, but then you develop a severe migraine. I wish my friends were more organised about meeting up. -- Posted by OLPFan200 at 10:03 am on July 11, 2008 Granted, but they turn out to be super lame and you don't want to hang out with them anymore. I wish old and/or fat people would start dressing appropriately. -- Posted by barnabas at 11:00 am on July 11, 2008 Granted, but so do the thin, young and hot people..no more skin is shown in public. I wish The girl who works next would come to the desk so I can leave. Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13  Next