Pages: 1 2 3  Next -- Posted by Wilder at 2:55 pm on July 13, 2008 This rant will take the form of a poll. How it works is simple: I ask a question, and poll for answers. LW members, being ignorant fucktards, will get the question wrong, thus proving the point of my intended rant without me having to bother to write out an explanation of yet another childishly-simple fact that nine out of ten people on here can't grasp. The Question Bob doesn't know if there is a God or not. From this we can infer that Bob is a(n)... -edit- Mere minutes in, and I have 57 votes, 83% of which are miserable fail. I proclaim my topic to be win. -more editing- This made me laugh so hard, and proved my point so perfectly, that it deserves inclusion in the OP. Quote: from Power of Ten at 4:06 pm on July 13, 2008 Quote: from Wilder at 2:59 pm on July 13, 2008 people will continue to vote agnostic. That's because Agnostic is the RIGHT ANSWER you cunt. -EDITING- Even after an explanation of why the correct answer is the correct answer the failsauce continues to pour down like mana from the sky. Glorious. -- Posted by marshmellowman at 2:56 pm on July 13, 2008 Agnostic. -- Posted by carracer at 2:56 pm on July 13, 2008 none of the above because he is unsure of his beliefs -- Posted by PineappleKiss at 2:56 pm on July 13, 2008 Agnostic. -- Posted by savannaaa at 2:56 pm on July 13, 2008 Agnostic. -- Posted by crazy4you at 2:56 pm on July 13, 2008 Agnostic... Are you going to tell us the answer afterwards? -- Posted by JuggaletteBaby at 2:57 pm on July 13, 2008 agnostic. -- Posted by Katie57 at 2:57 pm on July 13, 2008 anorexic -- Posted by kittymunchy at 2:57 pm on July 13, 2008 well, he doesn't know if there is a God or not, and because that requires the possibility of there being a God, then i'll say Agnostic. -- Posted by AthleticAshley at 2:57 pm on July 13, 2008 Agnostic. -- Posted by Power of Ten at 2:58 pm on July 13, 2008 hahaha you self-righteous dim witted faggot, shut the fuck up. everyone answered correctly, proving that LW is full of rocket scientists. shove your holier-than-thou universalism philosophies up your ass bitch. -- Posted by oddsocks at 2:58 pm on July 13, 2008 if all people on LW are ignorant fucks as you so delicately put it, then that makes you a(n).......? the answer is agnostic.   -- Posted by BeX2506 at 2:58 pm on July 13, 2008 Agnostic. But i do agree with the title -- Posted by reev at 2:58 pm on July 13, 2008 I think this poll blew up in this guys face. -- Posted by Wilder at 2:59 pm on July 13, 2008 Everyone who has posted is wrong. Good job to the four (as of now) who know what is up. Another rant expressed by poll: even after I state this, people will continue to vote agnostic. -- Posted by Smorz at 2:59 pm on July 13, 2008 Agnostic. -- Posted by SheMintsEclectic at 2:59 pm on July 13, 2008 Quote: from reev at 2:58 pm on July 13, 2008 I think this poll blew up in this guys face. Haha, only a little. -- Posted by Wilder at 2:59 pm on July 13, 2008 Quote: from reev at 3:58 pm on July 13, 2008 I think this poll blew up in this guys face. I think your post just blew up in yours.   -- Posted by TemperFire at 2:59 pm on July 13, 2008 I would assume you must be an ignorant fuck as well then... seeing you are a member... So welcome to the ignorant fuck club : ) -- Posted by Tubbz at 2:59 pm on July 13, 2008 Quote: from carracer at 10:56 pm on July 13, 2008 none of the above because he is unsure of his beliefs That's called being agnostic. Belief in a power but not knowing what it is. -- Posted by reev at 3:00 pm on July 13, 2008 Quote: from Wilder at 4:59 pm on July 13, 2008 Quote: from reev at 3:58 pm on July 13, 2008 I think this poll blew up in this guys face. I think your post just blew up in yours. no... -- Posted by Soren Kierkegaard at 3:00 pm on July 13, 2008 He's an indecisive weakling incapable of making a definite decision either way! -- Posted by King Kong at 3:01 pm on July 13, 2008 Agnostic -- Posted by marshmellowman at 3:01 pm on July 13, 2008 Quote: from Soren Kierkegaard at 11:00 pm on July 13, 2008 He's an indecisive weakling incapable of making a definite decision either way! Haha, love it! -- Posted by Wilder at 3:01 pm on July 13, 2008 Quote: from reev at 4:00 pm on July 13, 2008 Quote: from Wilder at 4:59 pm on July 13, 2008 Quote: from reev at 3:58 pm on July 13, 2008 I think this poll blew up in this guys face.    I think your post just blew up in yours.   no... Hint: agnostic is an incorrect answer. The correct answer (which I can say freely; people will continue to vote for the wrong answer) is atheist. -- Posted by katzkitten at 3:01 pm on July 13, 2008 maybe your just ignorant...ever think of that :S -- Posted by iinsurgent at 3:02 pm on July 13, 2008 Quote: from Tubbz at 2:59 pm on July 13, 2008 Quote: from carracer at 10:56 pm on July 13, 2008 none of the above because he is unsure of his beliefs That's called being agnostic. Belief in a power but not knowing what it is. Wait, what? That's not what agnostic means. Agnosticism is believing there is no way to know if there is or isn't a higher power. -- Posted by Trastie at 3:02 pm on July 13, 2008 Quote: from Wilder at 3:59 pm on July 13, 2008 Everyone who has posted is wrong. Good job to the four (as of now) who know what is up. Another rant expressed by poll: even after I state this, people will continue to vote agnostic. At the very simplest definition he would be very much agnostic. A shame you feel semantics somehow makes all of LW ignorant. -- Posted by savannaaa at 3:04 pm on July 13, 2008 Isn't atheism the rejection of theism? You didn't say Bob definitely doubted that there isn't a god. You just said he was unsure. Which pretty much means he's Agnostic. Correct me, don't call me ignorant. :] -- Posted by crazy4you at 3:04 pm on July 13, 2008 Quote: from Wilder at 3:01 pm on July 13, 2008 Quote: from reev at 4:00 pm on July 13, 2008 Quote: from Wilder at 4:59 pm on July 13, 2008 Quote: from reev at 3:58 pm on July 13, 2008 I think this poll blew up in this guys face.     I think your post just blew up in yours.      no... Hint: agnostic is an incorrect answer. The correct answer (which I can say freely; people will continue to vote for the wrong answer) is atheist. How in the world does that work? It could be either. Pages: 1 2 3  Next