-- Posted by Anonymous at 8:32 am on July 15, 2008 random witty or humorous quotes? Preferably original ones that don't hold any copyright. Or even short jokes or analogies. Anything that makes you laugh. I'd be grateful if you guys could post any ideas you have, and i'll give points to the originators of any i decide to use. Thanks a lot :) -- Posted by ENicole at 8:39 am on July 15, 2008 Life is like toliet paper, the closer you get to the end of the roll the fast it comes off