-- Posted by kdog at 10:20 pm on July 17, 2008 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" -- Posted by ellex4xlove at 10:20 pm on July 17, 2008 lololol -- Posted by Aratal at 10:21 pm on July 17, 2008 Hahaha. The husband sounds like an asshole. -- Posted by JuggaletteBaby at 10:21 pm on July 17, 2008 haha. i've heard it but i still love it =] -- Posted by applebee33 at 10:21 pm on July 17, 2008 bahahahahahahaha -- Posted by blufindr at 10:23 pm on July 17, 2008 Heard it. Fucking awesome. -- Posted by pclueless92 at 10:23 pm on July 17, 2008 LMAO =] -- Posted by Scarlet Tears at 10:23 pm on July 17, 2008 ROFLLMFAO! -- Posted by sdkarr at 10:25 pm on July 17, 2008 Quote: from Aratal at 10:21 pm on July 17, 2008 The husband sounds like an asshole. agreed. what guy would let someone rape his wife but that is funny -- Posted by Alabamarama at 10:25 pm on July 17, 2008 Ahaha good one -- Posted by Total Destruction at 10:27 pm on July 17, 2008 Quote: from Aratal at 10:21 pm on July 17, 2008 Hahaha. The husband sounds like an asshole. Hahahahaha hell yea he is! -- Posted by Total Destruction at 10:27 pm on July 17, 2008 Hahahahaha damn that was funny! -- Posted by carracer at 10:29 pm on July 17, 2008 Plan Backfired eh? Funny stuff. -- Posted by jujube 91 at 10:29 pm on July 17, 2008 Hahaha, that is pretty funny. -- Posted by Human Nature at 10:33 pm on July 17, 2008 Haha, nice -- Posted by whrocky5092 at 9:41 am on July 18, 2008 lmao nice one