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-- Posted by Ari13 at 9:05 am on July 19, 2008

.1 Thou shall not sneak out while parents are sleeping
(why wait?)

2. Thou shall not do drugs
(alcohol lasts longer)

3. Thou shall not steal form K-Mart
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism
(destruction has a bigger effect)

5. Thou shall not steal from thy parents
(everyone knows Grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get in fights
(just start them)

7. Thou shall not skip class
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not strip in class
(hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex
(as Nike says....just do it)

10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street
(just leave them in the middle)


-- Posted by hateitandloveit at 9:05 am on July 19, 2008

lol?
pretty funny  


-- Posted by Arcarius at 9:06 am on July 19, 2008

OMGURHAWTLOL!


-- Posted by Jaems at 9:06 am on July 19, 2008

This thread fails.
You fail.


-- Posted by roflfuckyou at 9:06 am on July 19, 2008

Don't copy myspace shit you poser.

Why drink when you can just snort!


-- Posted by iimjustbadnews at 9:06 am on July 19, 2008

i agree, but on #2 id say thou shall not drink (drugs make you weigh less)


-- Posted by its only me at 9:07 am on July 19, 2008

LMAO. i lold


-- Posted by MXfreak at 9:07 am on July 19, 2008

lmfao XD


-- Posted by Katie57 at 9:07 am on July 19, 2008

lol


-- Posted by Ryoichiro at 9:07 am on July 19, 2008

that's pretty awesome.


-- Posted by Ari13 at 9:07 am on July 19, 2008

Quote: from roflfuckyou at 6:06 pm on July 19, 2008


Don't copy myspace shit you poser.

Why drink when you can just snort!


nope not myspace


-- Posted by pclueless92 at 9:09 am on July 19, 2008

haha=D


-- Posted by boombabyy at 9:09 am on July 19, 2008

Quote: from Arcarius at 9:06 am on July 19, 2008


OMGURHAWTLOL!

holy shit you are hot ! anyway! that was lame and unfunny


-- Posted by Cunning Stunt at 9:11 am on July 19, 2008

Those are the 10 commandments if you're trying to be the biggest douche bag and most troublesome son/daughter you could ever be.


-- Posted by Reefer at 9:11 am on July 19, 2008


-- Posted by Sheebobee at 9:13 am on July 19, 2008

hahha


-- Posted by Aphrodite54 at 9:14 am on July 19, 2008

Lol!

54


-- Posted by rawr41507 at 9:23 am on July 19, 2008

how fucking retarded


-- Posted by roflfuckyou at 9:27 am on July 19, 2008

Quote: from ari13 at 2:07 am on July 20, 2008


Quote: from roflfuckyou at 6:06 pm on July 19, 2008

Don't copy myspace shit you poser.  

 Why drink when you can just snort!


nope not myspace


Prove it


-- Posted by Ari13 at 9:36 am on July 19, 2008

Quote: from roflfuckyou at 6:27 pm on July 19, 2008


Quote: from ari13 at 2:07 am on July 20, 2008

Quote: from roflfuckyou at 6:06 pm on July 19, 2008

Don't copy myspace shit you poser.

  Why drink when you can just snort!


 

 nope not myspace  

 


Prove it


xgana lol


-- Posted by Avenue D at 9:57 am on July 19, 2008

I thought it was funny.  And I should have expected to see at least one lolcat here today.


-- Posted by Avenue D at 9:59 am on July 19, 2008

Quote: from ari13 at 9:36 am on July 19, 2008


xgana lol

Hahaha, that's not much better.


-- Posted by Natsy at 10:31 am on July 19, 2008

Quote: from Reefer at 5:11 pm on July 19, 2008



lol


-- Posted by BeX2506 at 11:02 am on July 19, 2008

I didnt find that funny


-- Posted by candygirl9031 at 7:22 pm on July 19, 2008

haha this is pretty funny


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