-- Posted by John87 at 10:45 am on July 23, 2008 20 TOP LIES TOLD BY TEACHERS 1.You are so lucky to have a teacher like me to teach you. 2.It's my pleasure to help you pass. 3.I always give plenty of time for the deadline. 4.Call me any time. 5.I'm always available. 6.It's the first time I sleep with one of my students. 7.It doesn't matter what I think; write what you believe. 8.When I was in your age things were much more difficult. 9.Think of the exam as a diagnostic tool. 10.I always mark my students fairly. 11.No one helped me to become a teacher. 12.I never cheated on an exam as a student. 13.I never judge my students based on their beliefs. 14.As I student I only studied 30 minutes to pass each exam. 15.The exam questions are easy; your low IQ is to blame. 16.I would give up school if I were half as stupid as you. 17.My other students are cleverer than you. 18.You don't deserve to get a degree. 19.You will never succeed in your career. 20.You are the worst student I have ever had in my course. -- Posted by iamdeblas at 10:47 am on July 23, 2008 What kind of narcissistic teachers do you have? -- Posted by vampireprintzess at 10:47 am on July 23, 2008 xD I agree with all of them. -- Posted by Trastie at 10:47 am on July 23, 2008 Those are the top lies? Sad. -- Posted by paperskyx at 10:48 am on July 23, 2008 I haven't ever heard a teacher say such mean things...That's horrible. -- Posted by Permious at 10:48 am on July 23, 2008 Middle school chemistry is all a lie and I'm pretty sure High school chemistry is a big lie too. "The smallest particle is the atom, and it can't be broken down any further" like wtf then all of a sudden there were protons and neutrons and electrons and then it was like oh yeah that's a lie too and there were quarks and shit. like wtf is wrong with chemistry teachers? they're sick that's what. -- Posted by Jgain6 at 10:48 am on July 23, 2008 is it just me or did those get worse every time.. -- Posted by SAMMYJS99 at 10:49 am on July 23, 2008 Quote: from John87 at 1:45 pm on July 23, 2008 16.I would give up school if I were half as stupid as you. makes u also wonder if kids are REALLY GETTING AN EDUCATION. -- Posted by bloodhunter at 10:49 am on July 23, 2008 Quote: from iamdeblas at 1:47 pm on July 23, 2008 What kind of narcissistic teachers do you have? Who knows -- Posted by itbeme at 10:49 am on July 23, 2008 haha -- Posted by SAMMYJS99 at 10:50 am on July 23, 2008 Quote: from Jgain6 at 1:48 pm on July 23, 2008 is it just me or did those get worse every time.. i think its that some of us are getting older -- Posted by aGIRLunknown at 10:50 am on July 23, 2008 lol... yeah them teachers -- Posted by iamdeblas at 10:50 am on July 23, 2008 21. The pilgrims first landed in plymouth. -- Posted by XxemochickxX at 10:51 am on July 23, 2008 haha. teachers are weird -- Posted by cadetjones2011 at 10:52 am on July 23, 2008 well ok then.... -- Posted by Xhiddenartist17X at 10:53 am on July 23, 2008 those kinda suck -- Posted by crazy4you at 10:55 am on July 23, 2008 Pretty true I'd say -- Posted by gir luvinmex13 at 10:58 am on July 23, 2008 seems a lil off don't u think? -- Posted by brook at 11:00 am on July 23, 2008 lol  that's how all of my teachers were when i was a freshman.  haha -- Posted by dpalnuiteol at 11:01 am on July 23, 2008 wow. -- Posted by MissPrixy07 at 11:17 am on July 23, 2008 None of my teachers say stuff like that to me. And, hell, I missed at least one day a week of my sophomore year. Still passed everything, though =] -- Posted by morrisonsMYmuse at 11:52 am on July 23, 2008 Quote: from Permious at 1:48 pm on July 23, 2008 Middle school chemistry is all a lie and I'm pretty sure High school chemistry is a big lie too. "The smallest particle is the atom, and it can't be broken down any further" like wtf then all of a sudden there were protons and neutrons and electrons and then it was like oh yeah that's a lie too and there were quarks and shit. like wtf is wrong with chemistry teachers? they're sick that's what. ahahahaha. agreed. -- Posted by FarahTUnisia at 2:20 am on July 24, 2008 haha..yes they always lie ! -- Posted by Blue Baby at 4:40 am on July 25, 2008 I never cheated on an exam as a student. On the contrary, I tell my students that I have cheated several times before so I know what they're up to. They better not try the stunts I did coz I know how it goes. -- Posted by jamescoleman at 11:10 pm on July 26, 2008 I've gotten 3 for sure. -- Posted by TheatreMinelli at 5:49 am on July 28, 2008 I don't think a teacher has ever said anything remotely like that to me...ever. -- Posted by TigressaLynnMae at 3:16 pm on July 28, 2008 Quote: from Permious at 1:48 pm on July 23, 2008 Middle school chemistry is all a lie and I'm pretty sure High school chemistry is a big lie too. "The smallest particle is the atom, and it can't be broken down any further" like wtf then all of a sudden there were protons and neutrons and electrons and then it was like oh yeah that's a lie too and there were quarks and shit. like wtf is wrong with chemistry teachers? they're sick that's what. I was told this before I got into the college system: Everything you learned in primary school needs to be forgotten. Everything they taught you in Primary School Chemistry classes is bullshit. -- Posted by SAMMYJS99 at 11:10 pm on July 28, 2008 Quote: from TigressaLynnMae at 6:16 pm on July 28, 2008 Quote: from Permious at 1:48 pm on July 23, 2008 Middle school chemistry is all a lie and I'm pretty sure High school chemistry is a big lie too.    "The smallest particle is the atom, and it can't be broken down any further"    like wtf    then all of a sudden there were protons and neutrons and electrons    and then it was like    oh yeah that's a lie too and there were quarks and shit.    like wtf is wrong with chemistry teachers? they're sick that's what. I was told this before I got into the college system: Everything you learned in primary school needs to be forgotten. Everything they taught you in Primary School Chemistry classes is bullshit. well then, i guess our school system in general, is fucked up. is it? -- Posted by bryce101 at 11:15 pm on Aug. 8, 2008 21. college is not about drinking and having fun (lol) jk its a joke.. u shud work hard, but this can happen occasionally