-- Posted by greenskittles at 3:38 pm on July 24, 2008 cos if you do you might want to buy one of these -- Posted by Baron Samedi at 3:40 pm on July 24, 2008 I keep a bazooka under my pillow. -- Posted by Phoenix 1989 at 3:41 pm on July 24, 2008 all i can say is STUPID STUPID IDEA -- Posted by hivemind at 3:42 pm on July 24, 2008 i have an air-rifle beside my bed -- Posted by ibanez at 3:42 pm on July 24, 2008 ive got  deactivated 1942 lee enfield rifle  under my bed, if that counts. -- Posted by woodbridgeguy1 at 3:42 pm on July 24, 2008 OMG, only in the USA. In Canada we use alarm systems and call the police. We also do something called affirmative action to prevent crime before it even occurs. -- Posted by Latin Muscle at 3:42 pm on July 24, 2008 I keep a handgun in my room. My dad has a shotgun in his room though. Crime rarely happens here in the upscale place, but you never know. -- Posted by littlebigwonder at 3:43 pm on July 24, 2008 because that doesn't make you look like a redneck or anything.. -- Posted by Kankalicious at 3:43 pm on July 24, 2008 My boyfriend has a pistol on one side and a sawed off on the other side. Good luck breaking into his house. -- Posted by La Motta at 3:43 pm on July 24, 2008 Quote: from hivemind at 11:42 pm on July 24, 2008 i have an air-rifle beside my bed My air rifle is broken and under my bed! -- Posted by Latin Muscle at 3:46 pm on July 24, 2008 Quote: from littlebigwonder at 3:43 pm on July 24, 2008 because that doesn't make you look like a redneck or anything.. haha true. We don't use our guns though like the hillbillies who shoot them for fun,  or use them to  hunt animals. They are just there in case something bad happens...wich hasn't yet, luckily. -- Posted by Rip0utMyEyes at 3:54 pm on July 24, 2008 No but I keep a knife under my mattress.