-- Posted by The Stranger at 5:26 pm on Aug. 9, 2008 People the way the world is right know it looks like it is the returning for Christ! -- Posted by Trash at 5:27 pm on Aug. 9, 2008 whatever -- Posted by HXC at 5:27 pm on Aug. 9, 2008 or not. -- Posted by HaitianGURL67 at 5:27 pm on Aug. 9, 2008 YAY!!! -- Posted by iinsurgent at 5:27 pm on Aug. 9, 2008 Oh goodie, I hope he brings us some tasty treats!! -- Posted by Aero360 at 5:27 pm on Aug. 9, 2008 Jesus is already here.  I met him; he reincarnated in 1985. -- Posted by Niddan at 5:27 pm on Aug. 9, 2008 Christ is Dead ! really dead no coming back the bible was obviously written by a bunch of drunk hippies -- Posted by EllaYeah at 5:27 pm on Aug. 9, 2008 Jesus was a midget -- Posted by Alabamarama at 5:28 pm on Aug. 9, 2008 Quote: from HXC at 7:27 pm on Aug. 9, 2008 or not. -- Posted by Solitude at 5:28 pm on Aug. 9, 2008 Jesus please stay up there! I swear people are gonna kill you if you come, so just stay up there and have parties, k? -- Posted by Dylan6405 at 5:29 pm on Aug. 9, 2008 And im fucking gene simmons. GTFO -- Posted by Boondox at 5:29 pm on Aug. 9, 2008 no dont come stay away -- Posted by Hop Skip Jump at 5:30 pm on Aug. 9, 2008 I am jesus. -- Posted by Poker Shark at 5:31 pm on Aug. 9, 2008 GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY! -- Posted by californication at 5:31 pm on Aug. 9, 2008 Jesus is coming hehe -- Posted by drowningfish at 5:31 pm on Aug. 9, 2008 dont shove that down our throat. -- Posted by plumc0la at 5:32 pm on Aug. 9, 2008 Oh I hope not. -- Posted by dragonking at 5:32 pm on Aug. 9, 2008 The end of the world as we know it could be near. -- Posted by MushroomSatsujin at 5:36 pm on Aug. 9, 2008 Dude, what are you talking about. He is here. Hes sitting next to me right now. Motherfucker loves weed man. -- Posted by SLynch89 at 7:54 pm on Aug. 9, 2008 Good thing christ is dead....as has long rotted away -- Posted by Takinam at 1:34 am on Aug. 10, 2008 ...to a theatre near you!