-- Posted by bexz10 at 6:09 pm on Aug. 17, 2008 So i'm looking for some random/funny tips for college freshman for a little thing i'm making for my friends. try to avoid drinking tips, since there parents will be seeing it haha. and if you can't think of anything funny, take a tip you've heard and add a fun twist to it/make it qwirky. thanks -- Posted by rickyspeople at 6:11 pm on Aug. 17, 2008 um this isn't funny but for FUCKING SURE get a good supply of super glue, tape, light bulbs, bandaids -- Posted by zamrambo at 6:15 pm on Aug. 17, 2008 AIDS? -- Posted by KENDRE at 6:26 pm on Aug. 17, 2008 how to lose weight -- Posted by Catalyst11 at 6:27 pm on Aug. 17, 2008 2. Always put your smile on. People will assume you are a crazy person and won't mess with you. 3. Be kind to others, send me money. 4. Live every day like it is your last.Crawl into a corner and cry. 5. Live every day to the fullest. When going to the bathroom take a newspaper! 7. Better to give, than to receive (true only on case of infections). 8. Clothes don't make the man, but being naked will get you arrested. 9. Don't put all your eggs in one basket, put all of then in the fridge they will last longer. 10. Remember everybody makes mistakes, and you will have the opportunity to laugh on them. 11.  During rush hour, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. -- Posted by Jadien at 6:28 pm on Aug. 17, 2008 How to not drink at college. lawl.