Pages: 1 2  Next -- Posted by HXC at 5:09 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 I'm secretly, a polar bear butler. I work for John Stamos. Here's a picture of me back in 2005, when I was still living in the wild. Life was hard, it was the beginning of global warming, the Arctics were getting owned. but then this man comes along. I'm hanging out in the arctics, playing some PS2, when this man walks up and is like "CHALLENGER APPEARS". I said "lets make this interesting. you win I become your personal butler, I win, I get to eat you!" and he agreed. The longest game of Tekken 2 ensued. With a cheap ass combo, John Stamos won. (he was playing as Eddie Gaurdo) And ever since, I've been living with him on his private estate, bringing him wine, syphilis medication, the works. in my free time, (which is a lot, cause he's usually high on crack), I like to come on /lw/.  current picture of me: please, dont think differently of me now, I hope we can still be friends. I was going to tell you all, but then my mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air." I whisteled for a cab and when it came near he license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, "NAW FORGET IT YO HOME TO BEL AIR!" -- Posted by The Fantasy at 5:10 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 Werd. -- Posted by La Motta at 5:10 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 Ha look at your little waistcoat!! -- Posted by Fortis Obscurum at 5:10 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 Win -- Posted by HateParents at 5:10 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 I hope you don't mind that I ignored the text and let the images explain your story for me -- Posted by Gemmaxox at 5:10 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 Awwww cute! x -- Posted by QuietRayne at 5:11 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 lol!!! -- Posted by SlimJimGurl at 5:11 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 -- Posted by Torpid Kitten at 5:11 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 Aww you have a little hat! Does this mean you're all cuddly now? -- Posted by Epicure at 5:11 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 this is by far the worst totse topic ever -- Posted by sexyboy13 at 5:12 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 Great. It made my day. -- Posted by LaLaGotaSecret at 5:12 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 But...but....you're my butler. Did you forget about the Twizzlers and chicken noodle soup? -- Posted by writergirl at 5:12 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 lol thats awesome -- Posted by Paisapunkprincess at 5:12 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 LMAO THE 90'S -- Posted by Lil Luva at 5:12 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 you looked so stressed out in the wild -- Posted by Chocolate Thunda at 5:13 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 I like it. -- Posted by HXC at 5:13 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 Quote: from sexyboy13 at 5:12 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 Great. It made my day. you're welcome sir. -- Posted by Baron Samedi at 5:13 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 This was carved from a brick of lulz with a pick made of win. -- Posted by samjgreen at 5:13 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 awwwwwwwww!!!!!! that was fuuny and wicked cuutee!! -- Posted by rs900 at 5:14 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 LOL -- Posted by jamesish at 5:22 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 Quote: from LaMotta at 8:10 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 Ha look at your little waistcoat!! He seriously needs a bigger one.  lol. -- Posted by ang42490424 at 5:22 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 Eddie Gaurdo? Wasn't he the one that dances to kick someone's butt? If so he is a cool one. -- Posted by Reefer at 6:31 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 Ahahaha! I loved this. -- Posted by monnica450 at 7:08 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 strange -- Posted by aGIRLunknown at 7:36 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 lmao -- Posted by HatesYou at 12:11 am on Aug. 19, 2008 Sweeeeeeeeeeettt. -- Posted by Neon Lights at 9:56 pm on Aug. 20, 2008 srry but ending makes u a bitch. -- Posted by HXC at 10:00 pm on Aug. 20, 2008 Quote: from Neon Lights at 9:56 pm on Aug. 20, 2008 srry but ending makes u a bitch. I couldnt think how to end it. I liked this. -- Posted by allygator4842 at 5:16 pm on Aug. 21, 2008 hahaha. I love that man. -- Posted by matthewww333 at 4:53 pm on Aug. 22, 2008 Loooooolllllll oooooooooo =]]]] thats like so like, funny... hahaha like yea =] Pages: 1 2  Next