-- Posted by FutileRhetoric at 9:37 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 I need to give my brother's computer a virus so he stops looking at porn so late at night. I cant sleep with him in the next room jacking off all night, and not just that but making lots a noise in general. I told him I cant sleep and he should go to bed like noiraml people do at 9 or 10, but he's way bigger than me and could poun dme to dust and so he told me to shutup. My parents do nothing. What can I do, I got to go to school in the morning and he's graduated already.  I want to go on his computer when he's out someday and give him a virus. How can I do it without him suspecting there is a virus or a program I installed or something? Any other realistic ideas? I've already thought of murder (first thing that came to mind) and the works, but that's just play. I need a real solution. -- Posted by whirlgoesround at 9:38 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 go on Limewire they give lots of viruses btw that's pretty disturbing that you can hear him jack off... -- Posted by ss454 at 9:38 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 who goes to bed at 9 or 10? -- Posted by FutileRhetoric at 9:38 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 Quote: from ss454 at 9:38 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 who goes to bed at 9 or 10? people who work or go to school like me. He goes to bed at 12:30-2:30. -- Posted by makebelieve at 9:39 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 Don't put a virus on, just get yourself some porn and then you'll be distracted! -- Posted by BigMomma59 at 9:39 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 go on his computer and block sites like that anythin over pg...or to b mean g -- Posted by tinkerbell15 at 9:39 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 thats funny -- Posted by Latin Muscle at 9:39 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 Just  grab a hammer and break it. -- Posted by FutileRhetoric at 9:40 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 Quote: from BigMomma59 at 9:39 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 go on his computer and block sites like that anythin over pg...or to b mean g He's smarter than that. He'd finda way around it. -- Posted by FutileRhetoric at 9:41 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 Quote: from makebelieve at 9:39 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 Don't put a virus on, just get yourself some porn and then you'll be distracted! I jack off in the shower and I don't need porn, I have a fucking imagination. Besides I need to sleep to perform well at school and though I have been staying up as late as him reading or browsing I hate it. -- Posted by FutileRhetoric at 9:42 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 Quote: from whirlgoesround at 9:38 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 go on Limewire they give lots of viruses btw that's pretty disturbing that you can hear him jack off... He doesn't have anything like that.... -- Posted by IntellectualKevin at 9:42 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 Get Net Nanny or one of those other parental blocks. -- Posted by Total Destruction at 9:42 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 Turn off the firewall for one day and watch the fun! -- Posted by Ju5tin at 9:43 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 And, what exactly do you intend to do with this virus? Bog his computer's speed down a whole fuck load? Record his keystrokes, so you can look at the sites he's been at then block them? What do you have in mind? -- Posted by FutileRhetoric at 9:44 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 Quote: from necronomicon servant at 9:42 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 Turn off the firewall for one day and watch the fun! I thought of that it's more complicated because the virus would have already infected the computer the next time he uses so naturally he would suspect since the time before it wasn't infected. -- Posted by FutileRhetoric at 9:45 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 Quote: from Ju5tin at 9:43 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 And, what exactly do you intend to do with this virus? Bog his computer's speed down a whole fuck load? Record his keystrokes, so you can look at the sites he's been at then block them? What do you have in mind? Yup, bog it down so he can't do jack shit. Then maybe he'll go to bed earlier. -- Posted by hooray for rootbeer at 9:45 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 1.  It's his right to fap. 2.  Nobody goes to bed at nine or ten. 3.  Deal with it. -- Posted by FutileRhetoric at 9:46 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 Quote: from hooray for rootbeer at 9:45 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 1.  It's his right to fap. 2.  Nobody goes to bed at nine or ten. 3.  Deal with it. Oh come on if you get up a 6 am, what time do you go to bed? Humans need about 8 hours of sleep so naturally 9 and 10 is the best time to go to bed for a healthy sleep hours. -- Posted by ShitTheRainbowxdyk3 at 9:47 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 put a password on his computer and tell him you have no fucking idea how it got there and to stop blaming you. -- Posted by hooray for rootbeer at 9:47 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 Quote: from FutileRhetoric at 12:46 am on Aug. 20, 2008 Quote: from hooray for rootbeer at 9:45 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 1. It's his right to fap.    2. Nobody goes to bed at nine or ten.    3. Deal with it. Oh come on if you get up a 6 am, what time do you go to bed? Humans need about 8 hours of sleep so naturally 9 and 10 is the best time to go to bed for a healthy sleep hours. And how many of us on Livewire are, in fact, sleep-deprived? -- Posted by makebelieve at 9:48 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 Quote: from FutileRhetoric at 9:46 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 Quote: from hooray for rootbeer at 9:45 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 1. It's his right to fap.    2. Nobody goes to bed at nine or ten.    3. Deal with it. Oh come on if you get up a 6 am, what time do you go to bed? Humans need about 8 hours of sleep so naturally 9 and 10 is the best time to go to bed for a healthy sleep hours. there have been times when i had to work at 6 a.m., i repeat, WORK at 6 a.m.  meaning i had to get up at like 5 and i didn't go to bed until about 2 or so.  drink some coffee in the morning, let him choke his chicken. or just keep arguing with advice people give you. -- Posted by FutileRhetoric at 9:49 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 Quote: from ShitTheRainbowxdyk3 at 9:47 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 put a password on his computer and tell him you have no fucking idea how it got there and to stop blaming you. Unfortunately, he's smarter than that, too. I've thought of that, bu thanks for pitching it again. -- Posted by ShitTheRainbowxdyk3 at 9:52 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 pour water on his keyboard? -- Posted by Brookie Chookie23 at 9:53 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 If he keeps downloading porn, he'll eventually get a virus without you having to lift a finger. Just leave him alone. -- Posted by FutileRhetoric at 9:54 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 Quote: from brookie chookie23 at 9:53 pm on Aug. 19, 2008 If he keeps downloading porn, he'll eventually get a virus without you having to lift a finger. Just leave him alone. I fonly the world were that perfect, but no he has the same VP and Firewall as me. -- Posted by Brookie Chookie23 at 5:00 pm on Aug. 20, 2008 No anti-virus software or firewall is perfect. All it takes is for him to download something he thinks is porn, but isn't. Or for an open port in the firewall to be abused, or for a legitimate program to be used illegitimately by some piggy-back malware.