-- Posted by swedger at 8:49 am on Aug. 20, 2008 THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Tran substantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Nope, no more booze for me! 2. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 3. Donner Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 5. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 6. I'm not interested in fighting you. 7. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 8. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 9. I must be going home now , as I have to work in the morning. Im bored! -- Posted by Bitner at 8:50 am on Aug. 20, 2008 yes you are. yes you are -- Posted by hazeleyedangel at 8:50 am on Aug. 20, 2008 I bought that sign for my ex. -- Posted by Alabamarama at 8:51 am on Aug. 20, 2008 2. Anti-constitutionalistically I couldn't even say that sober. -- Posted by Bonolove at 8:51 am on Aug. 20, 2008 lol...true... -- Posted by Energizer Bunny at 8:51 am on Aug. 20, 2008 " 9. I must be going home now , as I have to work in the morning." That is actually fucking easy to say. I was wasted once and got home 2 hours before going work. -- Posted by Stand Up at 8:51 am on Aug. 20, 2008 What if you are drunk and your life depends on saying a word like that? ... That's why I say that drinking is stupid and dangerous, putting life at risk just to numb senses and hide from reality. -- Posted by Saharah at 8:52 am on Aug. 20, 2008 LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! -- Posted by swedger at 8:52 am on Aug. 20, 2008 Quote: from iJeannie at 8:51 am on Aug. 20, 2008 What if you are drunk and your life depends on saying a word like that? ... That's why I say that drinking is stupid and dangerous, putting life at risk just to numb senses and hide from reality. The next time my life is at risk from not being able to say any of the above il let you know..... -- Posted by doddy92 at 8:53 am on Aug. 20, 2008 ha ha -- Posted by BubbleCake at 8:55 am on Aug. 20, 2008 Quote: from swedger at 4:49 pm on Aug. 20, 2008 THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:   1. Innovative   2. Preliminary   3. Proliferation   4. Cinnamon   THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:   1. Specificity   2. Anti-constitutionalistically   3. Passive-aggressive disorder   4. Tran substantiate Seriously, I can't even say any of those sober never mind drunk!   Edit; Wait, I can say Passive-aggressive disorder     -- Posted by ronda at 8:55 am on Aug. 20, 2008 you make that up yourself or get it off the internet? -- Posted by Dexus at 8:57 am on Aug. 20, 2008 Quote: from Alabamarama at 4:51 pm on Aug. 20, 2008 2. Anti-constitutionalistically   I couldn't even say that sober. Same. I like this, I may have to steal it. -- Posted by breannafhchick06 at 9:01 am on Aug. 20, 2008 lol true true -- Posted by Duffasaurus at 9:03 am on Aug. 20, 2008 Quote: from swedger at 11:52 am on Aug. 20, 2008 Quote: from iJeannie at 8:51 am on Aug. 20, 2008 What if you are drunk and your life depends on saying a word like that? ... That's why I say that drinking is stupid and dangerous, putting life at risk just to numb senses and hide from reality. The next time my life is at risk from not being able to say any of the above il let you know..... QFT, lol -- Posted by PewPew at 11:09 am on Aug. 20, 2008 So true.