-- Posted by HXC at 6:27 pm on Aug. 23, 2008 What's the worst part of getting a sex change from male to female? When they remove half the brain. Did you here that they discovered that there are female hormones in beer? Yeah, apparently they had 100 guys each drink 10 pints of beer. They all started running their mouths and driving lousy. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. -Dumas Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said,"God, I wish I had your willpower." Why were shopping carts invented? To teach women to walk on their hind legs. Men have their faults. But women have only two.Everything they say. And everything they do. Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it. One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" The other replies: "GREAT trade!" A man and his wife entered the dentist's office. "I want a tooth pulled," the man said. "We are in a big hurry, so let us not fool around with gas or Novocain or any of that stuff." "You are a very brave man," remarked the dentist. "Which tooth is it?" "Show him your bad tooth, honey," said the man to his wife. Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. How do men define a 50/50 relationship? She cooks/I eat she cleans/I dirty she irons/I wrinkle. What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business? 1.No mind. 2.No business. -- Posted by WeepingWillow at 6:29 pm on Aug. 23, 2008 Dumas? hehe i wonder if it's pronounced DUMB ASS or Doo-Muhs -- Posted by reev at 6:30 pm on Aug. 23, 2008 Quote: from WeepingWillow at 8:29 pm on Aug. 23, 2008 Dumas? hehe i wonder if it's pronounced DUMB ASS or Doo-Muhs it's pronounced doo-mah. it's french. -- Posted by LittleItaly at 6:30 pm on Aug. 23, 2008 haha -- Posted by WeepingWillow at 6:31 pm on Aug. 23, 2008 Quote: from reev at 6:30 pm on Aug. 23, 2008 Quote: from WeepingWillow at 8:29 pm on Aug. 23, 2008 Dumas? hehe    i wonder if it's pronounced DUMB ASS or Doo-Muhs it's pronounced doo-mah. it's french. okay.. But i was clearly making a joke too.... Fun Sucker -- Posted by BUSCHprofa1 at 6:31 pm on Aug. 23, 2008 Those are even stupider than the chick ones... -- Posted by choclatebandit at 6:33 pm on Aug. 23, 2008 That is so messed up. Jerk -- Posted by Blaz3dAllDay at 6:39 pm on Aug. 23, 2008 lol. -- Posted by Kankalicious at 6:42 pm on Aug. 23, 2008 Haha, those are funny.