-- Posted by HXC at 1:09 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 ok. so here's what happened. as many of you may know, I am a Polar Bear butler that works for John Stamos. This is a picture of me. anyway. So John tells me one day that he has to go to this Comedy Central Roast. and I'm like alright, see ya. he leaves. I'm cleaning up the house when I find A SECRET ROOM. in it, is nothing. but this. it was a big red button. So naturally I clicked it. NEXT THING I KNOW, I'm in a room standing next to this guy. He says to me I have a choice. I either take the red pill, or the blue pill. the red pill makes me forget this all happened. the blue pill gives me unlimited knowledge. And I'm like "I just want to go home and drink some snapple." So i took the red one. NEXT thing I know, I'm here. I'm back in the artic! Oh Noes! I need to dry clean John Stamos' suit or he's gonna be pissed! When a penguin walks up to me ands like "I'm lost too! I work for Bob Saget!" "Bob Saget, he's a friend of John Stamos! They should live close to each other. If we work together, we'll find them quicker." (this was the penguin) and this guy swims up and is like.. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM he says to us, "hey guys, I know how to get you home! but you've got to help me first. we've got to go to a spaceship." I say "I just want to drink some snapple." he says "they have tons of snapple! lets go!" CAN THE SHARK BE TRUSTED?! DOES THE PENGUIN REALLY WORK FOR BOB SAGET? WILL HXC EVER GET TO DRINK HIS SNAPPLE? ONE OF THESE THREE WILL DIE NEXT EPISODE. WHO WILL IT BE?! FIND OUT, NEXT TIME, on HXC THEATRE! -- Posted by xJosex at 1:10 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 what the fuck yo -- Posted by Skip at 1:10 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 tldr -- Posted by EliRAWR at 1:10 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Win (Y) -- Posted by BodomChick at 1:11 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 erm..okay.. -- Posted by Eos at 1:11 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Lol..? -- Posted by LittleItaly at 1:11 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 hahahha awesome story -- Posted by zombie4life at 1:11 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 hahahaha -- Posted by Live Just To Die at 1:11 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Lovely... -- Posted by The Fantasy at 1:12 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 dude. -- Posted by kay dee at 1:12 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 :D I'm amused. -- Posted by BeautifulxLiar at 1:12 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 i lol'd so hard i almost peed. idt you can trust the shark but thats just me -- Posted by Rippzter at 1:12 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 You have too much time on your hands -- Posted by BeautifulxLiar at 1:14 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 besides, NASA has tang,  not snapple, everyone knows this! -- Posted by Reefer at 1:15 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 You are win, my good sir! http://macroblog.typepad.com/macroblog/images/win_button.jpg -- Posted by Bonolove at 1:15 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 lol, wtf? -- Posted by Josh2k6 at 1:18 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Yay :D -- Posted by jamesish at 1:22 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 awesome story. -- Posted by medjai at 1:23 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 That poor shark is done for and all he wanted was to find that spaceship. :( -- Posted by radshelb at 1:25 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 that was an amzing story!  i can't wait for the next episiode! -- Posted by La Motta at 4:04 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Ha legend!!! -- Posted by medjai at 7:47 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 The cliffhanger is killing me but that Penguin's story is suspicious and overly convenient. -- Posted by kendall716 at 7:48 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 This unusual little story was actually intriguing.