-- Posted by greatescape at 8:31 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 The internet is not that hard to figure out.  Yet some of you seem to think that acting like a normal human being online is the intellectual equivalent of rocket science or brain surgery. I am here for you. Simple e-rules to live by 1.  If you are not a lolcat/dog/lion/panda/dolphin/whatever, do not talk like one. Pictures of cats doing stupid things are allowed to have stupid, piss poor english in them because they originated from /b/.  You originated from your mothers womb with a (somewhat) functional brain.  Do not talk like an idiot.  You don't sound cool or trendy. 2.  For that matter....any trend started on 4chan can stay there Believe it or not, the world can do without rule 34, caturday, mukips, rickrolling, chocolate rain, etc.  Its really not that funny. 3. YDHTMEYFSIAFAYFINOKWYAS You don't have to make everything you fucking say into a fucking acronym you fucking idiot. No one knows what you are saying 4. I KNOW THAT THE INTERNET IN ALL OF ITS GLORY IS SUPER DUPER BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO CAP RAPE OMFG Take your adderall and move on. 5. If someone is bothering you over the internet, leave navigate to another page, or better yet go bask in the sunlight that you havent seen in years.  Within minutes you will forget that they exist.  I promise.  That means those of you with your pants all tangled up around your ankles because of (oh fuck get ready...) nudity on Livewire.  Ya you.  Same to those of you who feel that flaming the race and ethnicity forum is going to end global racism. 6.  Getting banned and proceeding to make 40000 new accounts only highlights your lack of social life If making e-friends is that important to you, go to 4chan.  They dont ban people there. 7. Mods are normal people, not the CIA Making 100 topics about how shitty they are does not make you any more of a badass than listening to anti-flag makes you an anarchist.  Finish high school and wait for your teen angst to subside. 8. If you are really messaging strangers for cyber sex, nudes and the like... ...is it even humanly possible to have any degree of respect for yourself?  One would think it's tough to wake up in the morning and say, "well, here's to another day of picking up some e-chicks!" 9.  It is more than likely that no one cares about your life. Really.  They don't.  You don't need to make 40 topics about how much your cat ate today. 10. e-status is worth about as much as German Papiermarks Dont kid yourself people. Thanks.  Happy browsing. -- Posted by Stand Up at 8:32 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Likz shutz upz I iz lolcatz -- Posted by iconoclast at 8:33 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 did you copy paste that -- Posted by GaelicFreak at 8:33 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Can this be stickied? Because there are people who are so retarded they won't remember any of this. -- Posted by acausedelle at 8:33 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Thank you! -- Posted by greatescape at 8:33 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Quote: from prisoner of hss at 10:33 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 did you copy paste that No. -- Posted by iconoclast at 8:34 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Quote: from greatescape11 at 11:33 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Quote: from prisoner of hss at 10:33 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 did you copy paste that No. copypasta would you liek to try some -- Posted by mackenzie13 at 8:34 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 good stuff -- Posted by the raven at 8:34 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 One of these....made me laugh so fucking hard, because I feel like I know exactly who you're directing it at. -- Posted by Taylor636Baker at 8:34 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Mother fuck that was good -- Posted by Dont Notice Me at 8:35 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 i like you -- Posted by greatescape at 8:37 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Quote: from prisoner of hss at 10:34 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Quote: from greatescape11 at 11:33 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Quote: from prisoner of hss at 10:33 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 did you copy paste that    No. copypasta would you liek to try some Rule 11: Copy pasting shit from the internet only gives you pseudo-intelligence. It isnt copy pasted.  Google any of it. -- Posted by iconoclast at 8:41 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Quote: from greatescape11 at 11:37 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Quote: from prisoner of hss at 10:34 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Quote: from greatescape11 at 11:33 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Quote: from prisoner of hss at 10:33 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 did you copy paste that   No. copypasta    would you liek to try some Rule 11: Copy pasting shit from the internet only gives you pseudo-intelligence.   It isnt copy pasted. Google any of it. i didnt copy paste that -- Posted by ALostHope at 8:41 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 Man, you are the most hardcore jamican, I have ever come across. Kudos mofucka Kudos. -- Posted by CherryxBomb at 8:45 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 lol this is all very true i appreciate this type of harsh honesty that many people need to hear lol -- Posted by hithere at 9:58 am on Aug. 25, 2008 i've never seen chocolate rain stuff on this site -- Posted by PhoenixFire613 at 11:22 am on Aug. 25, 2008 Thank you! I totally agree. -- Posted by Forever Angel at 1:03 pm on Aug. 25, 2008 Just what the H is '4chan'? ... I hear a lot about it but I've never been there. I do like these 'e-rules', though. -- Posted by greatescape at 1:21 pm on Aug. 25, 2008 Quote: from Forever Angel at 3:03 pm on Aug. 25, 2008 Just what the H is '4chan'? ... I hear a lot about it but I've never been there.   I do like these 'e-rules', though. as told by wiki You arent missing a thing.