-- Posted by duesxmachina at 8:15 pm on Aug. 27, 2008 i woke up in the morning and stared aires in the face! im told, by told i mean an intrusion of common sense, that i will experience great monetary success and that my love life will blossom SO enraged and dreaming, i blow the whistle and the war begins Aires and taurus try to mate but nothing works on the sidelines cancer pinches siamese twins gemini in half. i watch as space shifts under my feet, and a gentle rain of comets rains in the background. rockets rain from space and detonate on the lake of a mercury poisened pisces and a sunbathing aquarius the real gods laugh, then check their myspaces "why would people trust a goat for their future?" i asked god. "i think you know the answer. Your people also enslaved african americans, you KILLED MY SON, so it's fair, in a cosmic sense you can't comprehend." "oh...sorry" "just watch" scorpio stings the servant virgo while libra tells me "it's still a dream!" while he tries to maintain balance but steps on a rock breaks his back. Leo whos real name is simba, dodges saggitarius' arrow barrage and rips his throat open, fiery blood spewing forth from his wound, burning his fur off Cancer approaches capricorn and pinches him in half. Cancer immediatly dies of brain cancer. everything is equally weird, and rightly so! I'm told to hurry and wake up, as i watch all the corpses come to life and melt together. It approached me and said "we're all just cereal mascots stop reading the fucking horoscopes!" i awoke, and burned the horoscope section. -- Posted by TNAwrestlingfan at 8:16 pm on Aug. 27, 2008 w t f -- Posted by BeautifulxLiar at 8:17 pm on Aug. 27, 2008 huhhhhhh? -- Posted by kookykylex3 at 8:19 pm on Aug. 27, 2008 good4you!! -- Posted by LittleItaly at 8:21 pm on Aug. 27, 2008 ha awesome -- Posted by duesxmachina at 8:24 pm on Aug. 27, 2008 haha thanks... basically it means i hate horoscopes. with a passion!! -- Posted by duesxmachina at 8:28 pm on Aug. 27, 2008 but man...as much as i liked it, truth be told it would be better to see it, to understand it. -- Posted by xBlondeVixxenx at 8:59 pm on Aug. 27, 2008 you spelled Aries wrong.