-- Posted by Chocolate Thunda at 3:07 pm on Aug. 28, 2008 My roommate is driving me nuts with her bullshit. GOD DAMN I hate her. This morning she woke me up (Even though no one asks her to.) and reminded me to shut the lights off when I leave the room. I -always- turn off the lights and anything else when I leave. She never does because she's lazy. She's so lazy that immediately when she walks in the door she flops on the couch, turns the t.v. on and screams at people to do things. She's also to lazy to rinse her dishes out and will leave half a bowl of cereal in the sink for someone else to clean. Then she gets pissed at me because I wash the dishes by hand. She insists that the right way is dishwasher. So, after she picked me and her brother up we get home and immediately she grills him about learning to drive. "Tim, I'm so fucking tired of picking you up (She's only picked him up three times.), you need to learn to drive." "Okay, I will." "No, you need to do it NOW." Then we got into the house and I watched her wait until he was upstairs to yell at him to take the dogs out. He always does what she asks. I've never heard him talk back. There is no reason to be a bitch to him. She can't walk the five, six feet to the kennel and let them out herself? So I slammed my wallet on the table and walked over there to do it myself, because I'm the one who usually does. She screamed "NO TIM WILL DO IT. TIM WILL DO IT!" "No, I'll do it for him." I picked the puppy up and as soon as I got to the door she grabbed her and said "Give me my dog." You want YOUR dog? Okay. You can take them out everyday, run with them to make sure they exercise, wash out their water bowl and clean up after the puppy. I'm not doing it anymore. Low and behold the puppy shit on the floor and she has yet to pick it up. Hell if I'm cleaning up after someone else's animals. Then I called apartments looking for a one bedroom in front of her. I haven't said anything with attitude to her until now. I just bite my tongue and walk away. I'm at that point where I'm ready to bitch her out. She thinks she's a bitch? I'm ready to make her cry. -- Posted by help me now at 3:07 pm on Aug. 28, 2008 ask for another roomie? -- Posted by Seanee at 3:08 pm on Aug. 28, 2008 She sounds like an uptight cow. Slap her a few times, she'll soon change. -- Posted by madrascal32 at 3:09 pm on Aug. 28, 2008 lol -- Posted by californication at 3:09 pm on Aug. 28, 2008 Tell her to straighten the fuck out. Or just start doing what she does so she can see how annoying it is. -- Posted by xcutioners at 3:11 pm on Aug. 28, 2008 Sounds like she needs to go through Marine Corps for a few weeks -- Posted by Chocolate Thunda at 3:12 pm on Aug. 28, 2008 Quote: from xcutioners at 3:11 pm on Aug. 28, 2008 Sounds like she needs to go through Marine Corps for a few weeks She says she's apart of a military family, but I don't think the Navy counts. She also says she's from Oakland, CA and that it's supposed to be hardcore so she's from the ghetto. She moved when she was four. She needs to be cattle prodded a bit. -- Posted by hard candy at 3:14 pm on Aug. 28, 2008 do some thing to get even like replace her shampoo with supper glue or some thing -- Posted by sisof2cnc at 3:17 pm on Aug. 28, 2008 wow. What an ass. Im cared of getting a roommate like that :/ -- Posted by xcutioners at 7:45 pm on Aug. 28, 2008 Quote: from YellowDuckie at 7:12 am on Aug. 29, 2008 Quote: from xcutioners at 3:11 pm on Aug. 28, 2008 Sounds like she needs to go through Marine Corps for a few weeks She says she's apart of a military family, but I don't think the Navy counts. She also says she's from Oakland, CA and that it's supposed to be hardcore so she's from the ghetto. She moved when she was four.   She needs to be cattle prodded a bit. Navy? hahahaha~ navy doesn't do jack besides transporting equipment Oakland? pffft~ that's not hardcore... Compton is really ghetto and I've been there... So what if she's from the ghetto? P. Diddy grew up in the ghetto neighborhood.. so did Dr. Dre, Eminem, & DMX -- Posted by Spice at 3:11 am on Aug. 29, 2008 Oh god that would drive me nuts. Please scream at her before you leave!