-- Posted by Tavis at 4:18 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Subject: SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF? 1. Smarties 2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp 3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down, and bigger 4. Baseball is Canadian 5. Lacrosse is Canadian 6. Hockey is Canadian 7. Basketball is Canadian 8. Apple pie is Canadian 9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers 10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts 11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington.We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied... Go figure. 12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany. 13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. EVER. 14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it  lasted a little over an hour. 15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught. 16. A Canadian invented Standard Time. 18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes. 19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo. 20. We don't marry our kin-folk. 21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave  radios that save countless lives each year. 22.. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it. 23. A Canadian invented Superman. 24. We have coloured money. 25. Our beer advertisements kick ass 26. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. Pretty good for not even the population of NY Edit: Oh, and we have The Hip. That pwns all. -- Posted by lonewolf03 at 4:19 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 YEAHHH! -- Posted by King Shady at 4:19 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 They have.... Hockey.... -- Posted by The Dookie Monster at 4:19 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 26 achievements, eh? -- Posted by Baron Samedi at 4:19 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 That's all you got? -- Posted by Fallen Angel416 at 4:20 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 ill live in Canada soon lol -- Posted by madrascal32 at 4:20 pm on Sep. 4, 2008       -- Posted by Ju5tin at 4:21 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Heeeeell yeah! -- Posted by Pebbles123 at 4:21 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 But you didn't do any of these things did you? I'm joking, good for you :P haha. -- Posted by ATTI at 4:22 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 I Canada. I wish I was a Canadian, LOL. -- Posted by Tavis at 4:22 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from King Shady at 7:19 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 They have.... Hockey.... I live in the town where basketball was invented, so we have that as well, you guys just enjoy playing it. -- Posted by EarthEmpire at 4:23 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Wheeee! -- Posted by Ashtrey8 at 4:24 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from Tavis at 4:18 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 21. We invented the telephone Fail.. -- Posted by Tavis at 4:25 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from Ashtrey8 at 7:24 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from Tavis at 4:18 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 21. We invented the telephone Fail.. How so? Alaxander Graham Bell was Canadian. -- Posted by Ashtrey8 at 4:28 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from Tavis at 4:25 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from Ashtrey8 at 7:24 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from Tavis at 4:18 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 21. We invented the telephone    Fail.. How so? Alaxander Graham Bell was Canadian. The exact inventor of the telephone was never determined. Bell, Edison, Gray and a number of other all have claimed it. -- Posted by Stand Up at 4:35 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 oh em gz APPLE PIE.. where's the apple sirup and the Canada, eh? lolz -- Posted by Tavis at 4:39 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from Ashtrey8 at 7:28 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from Tavis at 4:25 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from Ashtrey8 at 7:24 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from Tavis at 4:18 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 21. We invented the telephone   Fail..    How so?    Alaxander Graham Bell was Canadian. The exact inventor of the telephone was never determined. Bell, Edison, Gray and a number of other all have claimed it. But of course. So it's not a fail, because he did, now whether he was one of the only ones, that's a controversal discussion that is ongoing. -- Posted by King Shady at 4:44 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from Tavis at 4:22 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from King Shady at 7:19 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 They have.... Hockey.... I live in the town where basketball was invented, so we have that as well, you guys just enjoy playing it. I did not know that. Good call -- Posted by Tavis at 4:49 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from King Shady at 7:44 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from Tavis at 4:22 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from King Shady at 7:19 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 They have.... Hockey....    I live in the town where basketball was invented, so we have that as well, you guys just enjoy playing it. I did not know that. Good call No problem. It's a very well known fact around here, and there's a 3-on-3 basketball tournament here once a year, where people from everywhere come from to compete. -- Posted by aryaneva at 6:02 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Right On! Go Canada! -- Posted by Iaintmarchingnemore at 8:12 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from Tavis at 4:25 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from Ashtrey8 at 7:24 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from Tavis at 4:18 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 21. We invented the telephone    Fail.. How so? Alaxander Graham Bell was Canadian. He was scottish. also basketball was invented in massachussettes just the guy who invented it was canadian. -- Posted by Tavis at 4:29 am on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from Iaintmarchingnemore at 11:12 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from Tavis at 4:25 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from Ashtrey8 at 7:24 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from Tavis at 4:18 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 21. We invented the telephone   Fail..    How so?    Alaxander Graham Bell was Canadian. He was scottish. also basketball was invented in massachussettes just the guy who invented it was canadian. Well if you're going to say that since he was scottish, it was a scottish invention, which then would say basketball is a Canadian invention, but it is. He was born and raised in Canada, which, although it's thought wasn't in Canada, makes it a Canadian sport. Which is it. Cause we're awesome. -- Posted by Ashtrey8 at 5:03 pm on Sep. 7, 2008 Quote: from Tavis at 4:29 am on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from Iaintmarchingnemore at 11:12 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from Tavis at 4:25 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from Ashtrey8 at 7:24 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 Quote: from Tavis at 4:18 pm on Sep. 4, 2008 21. We invented the telephone        Fail..     How so?     Alaxander Graham Bell was Canadian.    He was scottish. also basketball was invented in massachussettes just the guy who invented it was canadian. Well if you're going to say that since he was scottish, it was a scottish invention, which then would say basketball is a Canadian invention, but it is. He was born and raised in Canada, which, although it's thought wasn't in Canada, makes it a Canadian sport. Which is it. Cause we're awesome. The nation where the original conceptual version of the invention was done, is the country that gets credit. Don't know how that would turn out in this case. -- Posted by Ice318 at 2:04 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 haha funny stuff... I love the civil war thing... so true -- Posted by neverjeeps at 10:33 pm on Sep. 9, 2008 red