Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6  Next -- Posted by iguana hunter1 at 1:41 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 how the hell can anyone believe such a retarded theory? i mean we've had the bible for centuries, that taks about al the miracles and stuff. the problem is that no 1 reads it anymore b/c they prefer to numb their minds with tv, video games, porn, fashion trends, etc. -- Posted by SpM at 1:41 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 I'm not sure if this is really unfunny satire, or if you're just a complete moron. Please, enlighten me. -- Posted by iinsurgent at 1:41 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 I agree, disregard proven facts for a centuries old book. -- Posted by kingduffy at 1:42 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 prove the bible is real an not just a book written of folk tales. no one can prove anything, atleast science has some proof behind it -- Posted by 2kewl4u2know at 1:42 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 You sir, are a known troll.  And if you aren't, then please stop defending Christianity, you really aren't helping the cause any. -- Posted by Dungholesareamazing at 1:43 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 If you believe in fucking the bible and shit I mean seriously you might as well believe in the fucking tooth fairy... Evolution is a real thing fucking shit I mean it's all around you and your too stuck up your ass with religion to realize it. Religion has caused more unjust deaths then any other war we have ever had.. -- Posted by xcraigexchaox at 1:43 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 okay dont be a fucking ignorant religious cunt...we've had the bible for centuries. the earth has been around for billions of fucking years. there were no people on earth at one point. explain that on please? evolution is the only right theory -- Posted by tinkerbell15 at 1:43 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 i dont believe it -- Posted by 7hir7een at 1:43 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 "All right, kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution.  Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of *bullcrap*! But I've been told I have to teach it to you anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this...  In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its... ...mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this.  Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you!  So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!" -- Posted by Drinkingjam at 1:44 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 The bible is real, Jesus was white and came from Oxford. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S MIDDLE EASTERN? Okay. The bible's a load of contradictory, out dated crap. Grow up and welcome to the 21st century. -- Posted by HelHound at 1:44 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 I agree with you, iguana. If we were born as monkeys or whatever, why aren't the babies the human race creates born monkeys. And why aren't the monkeys today, evolving? The bible has been around much much longer then any theory on that.   The theory is provided by Satan, to get us away from the truth and the light..... -- Posted by Frubeling at 1:44 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Oh good one of the crazy christians, here's some Burzum to get you angry -- Posted by iguana hunter1 at 1:45 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from kingduffy at 1:42 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 prove the bible is real an not just a book written of folk tales. no one can prove anything, atleast science has some proof behind it so life is one big coincidence rite? -- Posted by MushroomSatsujin at 1:46 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from HelHound at 1:44 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 I agree with you, iguana.     If we were born as monkeys or whatever, why aren't the babies the human race creates born monkeys. And why aren't the monkeys today, evolving?    The bible has been around much much longer then any theory on that. The theory is provided by Satan, to get us away from the truth and the light..... Dont egg him on please... -- Posted by iinsurgent at 1:46 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from HelHound at 1:44 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 I agree with you, iguana. If we were born as monekys or whatever, why arn't the babies the human race creates born monekys. And why aren't the monkies today, evolving? wat -- Posted by xcraigexchaox at 1:47 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 jesus was real, yes...god,no...AND  IF I AM WRONG GOD SHALL SMITE ME WHERE I STAND! -- Posted by iguana hunter1 at 1:48 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from kingduffy at 1:42 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 prove the bible is real an not just a book written of folk tales. no one can prove anything, atleast science has some proof behind it if you've read it, tell me how it can't be true. in the first chapter of Genesis it explains how the world came to be, and why man is superior than all the other creatures in it. -- Posted by Mieux at 1:48 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 You can't disprove evolution, sir. The evidence is against you. Sorry. :( -- Posted by iguana hunter1 at 1:50 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from Drinkingjam at 1:44 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 The bible is real, Jesus was white and came from Oxford. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S MIDDLE EASTERN? Okay. The bible's a load of contradictory, out dated crap. Grow up and welcome to the 21st century. so you would believe what a single man believes to be true than the fact that there is a being more powerfu than man? -- Posted by Mieux at 1:50 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from iguana hunter1 at 4:48 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from kingduffy at 1:42 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 prove the bible is real an not just a book written of folk tales. no one can prove anything, atleast science has some proof behind it if you've read it, tell me how it can't be true. in the first chapter of Genesis it explains how the world came to be, and why man is superior than all the other creatures in it. Might have to do with the inconsistencies, lies, and bullshit in it? -- Posted by MushroomSatsujin at 1:50 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from iguana hunter1 at 1:48 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from kingduffy at 1:42 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 prove the bible is real an not just a book written of folk tales. no one can prove anything, atleast science has some proof behind it if you've read it, tell me how it can't be true. in the first chapter of Genesis it explains how the world came to be, and why man is superior than all the other creatures in it. For my entertainment, Ill answer. Lack of evidence. The only thing that supports the bible, is the bible. -- Posted by jamesish at 1:50 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from Black Sheep at 4:48 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 You can't disprove evolution, sir. The evidence is against you. Sorry. :( This is true. -- Posted by Chava at 1:50 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Wow I couldn't understand if you were for tv or christianity. Good job. -- Posted by Frubeling at 1:51 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from HelHound at 9:44 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 I agree with you, iguana.     If we were born as monkeys or whatever, why aren't the babies the human race creates born monkeys. And why aren't the monkeys today, evolving?    The bible has been around much much longer then any theory on that. The theory is provided by Satan, to get us away from the truth and the light..... We arent born as monkeys, because we are no longer of the same species as them. The monkeys today are evolving, not into humans, but into other types of monkey more suited to their environment. The theory is not provided by satan, because satan is just another bullshit creation of the church made to deter us from our search for truth. Oh, and heres a little sata just for you     -- Posted by iguana hunter1 at 1:51 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from Frubeling at 1:44 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Oh good one of the crazy christians, here's some Burzum to get you angry video was boring watched like 3 seconds, thanks for wasting your time on that -- Posted by Frubeling at 1:52 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from iguana hunter1 at 9:51 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from Frubeling at 1:44 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Oh good one of the crazy christians, here's some Burzum to get you angry video was boring watched like 3 seconds, thanks for wasting your time on that The video wasnt the point, it was the song, and it took seconds -- Posted by Dungholesareamazing at 1:52 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 What are you talking about life is a coincidence? So the Quran is real too i mean it's been around for a long ass time too....Christianity wasn't always a religion if I remember correctly it spun off of Judiasm and Judiasm hasn't been around forever either. Meaning how can you say one religion is right or that one theory is wrong how can you believe in something that is never really here. i mean he's always been here right but of course evolving and changing is wayy to far fetch to believe over the all powerful being is just here and thats that. I mean the greeks and romans had different religions before that. So can you say that their religion is right because they were around longer then Christianity? I find it so funny how every religion thinks they are right when really each one is a cult and each one is dirty. Christians killed people for their religion and beliefs so how are christians any better then any other religion it's a book that's hasn't been around since the beginning in fact the thought of one god wasn't thought of for many centuries. -- Posted by the raven at 1:54 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 I would have  debate with you, but your lack of grammar skills irks me to no fucking end. Let's just leave it at this: The Bible has been changed many times over the centuries. It is undoubtedly subjective. It has many authors. Subjective authors. Science doesn't work that way kbye. -- Posted by iguana hunter1 at 1:54 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from MushroomSatsujin at 1:50 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from iguana hunter1 at 1:48 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from kingduffy at 1:42 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 prove the bible is real an not just a book written of folk tales. no one can prove anything, atleast science has some proof behind it    if you've read it, tell me how it can't be true.    in the first chapter of Genesis it explains how the world came to be, and why man is superior than all the other creatures in it. For my entertainment, Ill answer. Lack of evidence. The only thing that supports the bible, is the bible. didn't want to go this far, but what about the book of mormon? seems to me when missionaries come to my house they know much more than any pastor i've met -- Posted by the raven at 1:57 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from iguana hunter1 at 4:54 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from MushroomSatsujin at 1:50 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from iguana hunter1 at 1:48 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 Quote: from kingduffy at 1:42 pm on Sep. 5, 2008 prove the bible is real an not just a book written of folk tales. no one can prove anything, atleast science has some proof behind it   if you've read it, tell me how it can't be true.   in the first chapter of Genesis it explains how the world came to be, and why man is superior than all the other creatures in it. For my entertainment, Ill answer.    Lack of evidence. The only thing that supports the bible, is the bible. didn't want to go this far, but what about the book of mormon? seems to me when missionaries come to my house they know much more than any pastor i've met They know what they are taught. Nothing more. Just like you. Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6  Next