-- Posted by Live Just To Die at 1:44 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 The Large Hadron Collider is being set off on Wednesday as most of you know. It is an experiment to try and create Dark matter by recreating the big bang deep under ground. Again, we probably know this. Apparently its going to cause a big giant black hole that will kill us all (oh, no!!) again, we all know. If that is true. Then Switzerland, the peaceful country, the one with no army has evidently got the best weapon in the World... well, Universe. -- Posted by Chasey at 1:45 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 Lol, true =) -- Posted by Spiral at 1:45 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 They aren't looking to create dark matter at all, they are after the Higgs Boson. (A.K.A God particle) -- Posted by Live Just To Die at 1:47 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 Quote: from Spiral at 1:45 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 They aren't looking to create dark matter at all, they are after the Higgs Boson. (A.K.A God particle) And Dark Matter. It was present in the big bang too. -- Posted by Molfsontan at 1:48 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 I am goan die tomorrow? I don wana die! -No, I doubt the LHC will do anything at all, I just scoff at the people who are listening to the hype. -- Posted by breannafhchick06 at 1:48 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 are you serious that means i dont have to do my math homework -- Posted by Frubeling at 1:49 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 Quote: from Spiral at 9:45 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 They aren't looking to create dark matter at all, they are after the Higgs Boson. (A.K.A God particle) I've already told her that   -- Posted by 321go at 1:58 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 Yep.  I think it's just about time for a world-wide orgy now. -- Posted by Acid World at 2:06 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 It's not happening on wednesday anyways. Thats just the date of their first attempt at slinging a particle beam around the LHC. The actual beggining of collision tests is on October 10th. So when you guys survive wednesday and think it's over, think again   -- Posted by Live Just To Die at 2:21 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 Quote: from Spiral at 1:45 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 They aren't looking to create dark matter at all, they are after the Higgs Boson. (A.K.A God particle) Seeing as its a tiny particle that will be there about 0.000005 of a second I don't think they will find it. Scientists can't even find a clitoris, let alone a tiny particle. -- Posted by Spiral at 2:29 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 Quote: from Live Just To Die at 10:21 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 Quote: from Spiral at 1:45 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 They aren't looking to create dark matter at all, they are after the Higgs Boson. (A.K.A God particle) Seeing as its a tiny particle that will be there about 0.000005 of a second I don't think they will find it. Scientists can't even find a clitoris, let alone a tiny particle. Booo joke stealing >_< -- Posted by Baram at 2:31 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 Quote: from Live Just To Die at 2:21 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 Quote: from Spiral at 1:45 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 They aren't looking to create dark matter at all, they are after the Higgs Boson. (A.K.A God particle) Seeing as its a tiny particle that will be there about 0.000005 of a second I don't think they will find it. Scientists can't even find a clitoris, let alone a tiny particle. It lasts only 1 millionth of a billionth of a billionth of a second, but it doesn't just disappear.  It decomposes into other particles, and evidence of the Higgs particle will be seen in the spiraling pattern of the particles it decomposed into. And isn't over 75% of the universe dark matter? -- Posted by Live Just To Die at 2:53 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 Quote: from Baram at 2:31 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 Quote: from Live Just To Die at 2:21 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 Quote: from Spiral at 1:45 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 They aren't looking to create dark matter at all, they are after the Higgs Boson. (A.K.A God particle)    Seeing as its a tiny particle that will be there about 0.000005 of a second I don't think they will find it. Scientists can't even find a clitoris, let alone a tiny particle. It lasts only 1 millionth of a billionth of a billionth of a second, but it doesn't just disappear. It decomposes into other particles, and evidence of the Higgs particle will be seen in the spiraling pattern of the particles it decomposed into. And isn't over 75% of the universe dark matter? Possibly but it will be present. -- Posted by stimmer at 4:25 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 Quote: from Baram at 2:31 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 Quote: from Live Just To Die at 2:21 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 Quote: from Spiral at 1:45 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 They aren't looking to create dark matter at all, they are after the Higgs Boson. (A.K.A God particle)    Seeing as its a tiny particle that will be there about 0.000005 of a second I don't think they will find it. Scientists can't even find a clitoris, let alone a tiny particle. It lasts only 1 millionth of a billionth of a billionth of a second, but it doesn't just disappear. It decomposes into other particles, and evidence of the Higgs particle will be seen in the spiraling pattern of the particles it decomposed into. And isn't over 75% of the universe dark matter? Estimated to be 22% Dark Matter, 74% Dark Energy and 4% Visible Matter. -- Posted by neverjeeps at 7:30 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 They made a rap about it. It can't hurt us. -- Posted by allsmiles at 4:52 am on Sep. 9, 2008 Quote: from Spiral at 9:45 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 They aren't looking to create dark matter at all, they are after the Higgs Boson. (A.K.A God particle) Along with dark matter, decaying antimatter, and evidence pointing towards other dimensions. -- Posted by Sachacohen2 at 2:06 pm on Sep. 9, 2008 I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED!!!!!!!!! -- Posted by Live Just To Die at 1:30 pm on Sep. 11, 2008 Quote: from Spiral at 2:29 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 Quote: from Live Just To Die at 10:21 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 Quote: from Spiral at 1:45 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 They aren't looking to create dark matter at all, they are after the Higgs Boson. (A.K.A God particle)    Seeing as its a tiny particle that will be there about 0.000005 of a second I don't think they will find it. Scientists can't even find a clitoris, let alone a tiny particle. Booo joke stealing >_< Mock the week is true brilliance. -- Posted by Forever Angel at 7:45 pm on Sep. 23, 2008 Quote: from Baram at 4:31 pm on Sep. 8, 2008 And isn't over 75% of the universe dark matter? No, that would be 'dark energy'. -- Posted by Takinam at 9:32 pm on Sep. 23, 2008 WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!?!? -- Posted by Live Just To Die at 12:46 pm on Sep. 24, 2008 Quote: from Takinam at 9:32 pm on Sep. 23, 2008 WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!?!? Seeing as I don't HAVE a God...