-- Posted by Anonymous at 11:28 pm on Sep. 16, 2008 I'm so depressed lately and anymore I just want to end my life. It's meaningless. I've tried to kill myself more than 20 times.. 1. Jumped off of the roof to my grandparents house. Can't remember the exact height but it was a 4 floor home.. never even broke a bone. I scraped my knee and that was it.. 2. I slit both my wrists (the RIGHT way) and the blood clotted before I even passed out. 3. I told a friend to hit me with his car... he refused to do it until I swore I'd tell everyone that he was gay (he hadn't told anyone yet).. he hit me doing 60.. I got a cut on my face nothing more. 4. I pointed a gun directly at my heart in fact I even researched it and found the exact spot to shoot, that would supposedly kill me. The bullet entered my chest and never even reached my heart. It was my grandfather's .45. 5. I drove my car into a tree doing 80. I never even got a scrape. 6. I swallowed every pill I had in my house 4 of which where Xtasy pills. I never even tripped because I vomited everything up. 7. I started a fight with a local gang member who is currently in jail for murdering 3 people.. he kicked the shit out of me and shot me.. he shot me in the face.. the bullet entered my left cheek and stopped after hitting my molar tooth.. I literally spit the bullet out of my mouth along with half of said molar. 8.I fed myself more than enough arsenic to kill three people.. I had flu like symptoms for three days and then I was fine. 9. I drank a mixture of Ajax and Bleach.. I puked for about 20mins straight and then I was fine. No need to go on.. My question to you is... Why the fuck can I not die? -- Posted by Aqueous at 11:29 pm on Sep. 16, 2008 Okay this better be some sort of sick joke, because if you really had done these things you would have died. -- Posted by Jadien at 11:29 pm on Sep. 16, 2008 You wouldn't be able to swallow bleach. It would burn your throat straight through before it would reach your stomach. -- Posted by Arcarius at 11:30 pm on Sep. 16, 2008 LOL PARANORMAL BOARDS ON 4CHAN YOU WIN -- Posted by xBlondeVixxenx at 11:30 pm on Sep. 16, 2008 Why do you want to die so badly? What's wrong? If you need somebody to talk to feel free to PM me -- Posted by OodleNoodle at 11:31 pm on Sep. 16, 2008 I call bullshit. -- Posted by FRYYS at 11:33 pm on Sep. 16, 2008 i really hope im not asumming that you are bull shitting us and im worng. either that or its friggen fate for you not to die, you have something to live for. -- Posted by r0lex12 at 11:33 pm on Sep. 16, 2008 Quote: from Anonymous at 11:28 pm on Sep. 16, 2008 I'm so depressed lately and anymore I just want to end my life. It's meaningless. I've tried to kill myself more than 20 times.. 1. Jumped off of the roof to my grandparents house. Can't remember the exact height but it was a 4 floor home.. never even broke a bone. I scraped my knee and that was it.. 2. I slit both my wrists (the RIGHT way) and the blood clotted before I even passed out. 3. I told a friend to hit me with his car... he refused to do it until I swore I'd tell everyone that he was gay (he hadn't told anyone yet).. he hit me doing 60.. I got a cut on my face nothing more. 4. I pointed a gun directly at my heart in fact I even researched it and found the exact spot to shoot, that would supposedly kill me. The bullet entered my chest and never even reached my heart. It was my grandfather's .45. 5. I drove my car into a tree doing 80. I never even got a scrape. 6. I swallowed every pill I had in my house 4 of which where Xtasy pills. I never even tripped because I vomited everything up. 7. I started a fight with a local gang member who is currently in jail for murdering 3 people.. he kicked the shit out of me and shot me.. he shot me in the face.. the bullet entered my left cheek and stopped after hitting my molar tooth.. I literally spit the bullet out of my mouth along with half of said molar. 8.I fed myself more than enough arsenic to kill three people.. I had flu like symptoms for three days and then I was fine. 9. I drank a mixture of Ajax and Bleach.. I puked for about 20mins straight and then I was fine. No need to go on.. My question(s) to you /x/ is... Why the fuck can I not die and is this paranormal? -- Posted by r0lex12 at 11:35 pm on Sep. 16, 2008 things like that upset me to tears as a girl when people do silly things get help please and contact me if you want a chat anytime -- Posted by Pardon my French at 11:35 pm on Sep. 16, 2008 did you remember to take off those damn alex chiu rings -- Posted by Breaking 88 at 11:35 pm on Sep. 16, 2008 bullet to the brain buddy.  You thought of asknig a friend to hit you with a car before you thought of that?  Also you're a troll. -- Posted by Anonymous at 11:36 pm on Sep. 16, 2008 I am a member on 4chan and I had posted this there before. I'm not bullshitting anybody I just want to die -- Posted by The Last Magister at 11:38 pm on Sep. 16, 2008 Because I said your not allowed to before me. -- Posted by blufindr at 11:39 pm on Sep. 16, 2008 Quote: from Jadien at 4:29 pm on Sep. 17, 2008 You wouldn't be able to swallow bleach. It would burn your throat straight through before it would reach your stomach. I've drunk straight bleach. It tastes nasty as fuck but you can get it down. If you've done all those things, either you're immortal in every sense, or the universe just doesn't want you to die yet. EDIT: Or you just fail at it. -- Posted by Clouse227 at 11:41 pm on Sep. 16, 2008 Because you have no free will. -- Posted by Tarhanosaurus Sexx at 11:47 pm on Sep. 16, 2008 Sup Troll? -- Posted by Anothernoob at 11:49 pm on Sep. 16, 2008 Your friend would rather KILL YOU than people find out he was gay? What a dickhead. I'm sorry, I just don't believe you. -- Posted by thehopelesspoet at 7:19 am on Sep. 17, 2008 IT"S GOD WILL, THAT'S ALL! -- Posted by heatherette at 8:30 am on Sep. 17, 2008 http://oo22.com/fb/alright.html