-- Posted by RizZosOcTaNe at 11:53 am on Sep. 18, 2008 Ok so I was standing in line at McDonald's to buy a number 1 with a coke on the side, hold the fries, and a little cutie behind me grabbed my ass.  I am talking like palm full of muscular and sexy left ass cheek.   I turned around and said, "Um, excuse me, you forgot the right ass cheek." She then got discusted, called me a perv, and I was denied service at McDonald's.  Now I'm out of a Big Mac and sex with a complete skank face at MCD land.   What would you have done? -- Posted by Molfsontan at 11:54 am on Sep. 18, 2008 You probably should have let her continue :3 -- Posted by iguana hunter1 at 11:54 am on Sep. 18, 2008 smooth... probably should've said something else -- Posted by MariJani at 11:54 am on Sep. 18, 2008 She was probably just offended that you didn't grab her ass too.  She put herself out there, and you didn't even return the favor.  WOW you must feel like SUCH a jerk. -- Posted by mummified at 11:55 am on Sep. 18, 2008 i'll grab her breasts -- Posted by EmmitWinchell at 11:55 am on Sep. 18, 2008 groped her fair is fair after all. -- Posted by LEONIDOS at 11:55 am on Sep. 18, 2008 same as u i take it u spoke to the right person -- Posted by return2me at 11:56 am on Sep. 18, 2008 she started it... -- Posted by ryoko at 12:06 pm on Sep. 18, 2008 lol, sounds really funny especially if you witness it.aw dangit! -- Posted by The Artery at 12:06 pm on Sep. 18, 2008 You should've said something else. -- Posted by TigressaLynnMae at 2:23 pm on Sep. 18, 2008 You shouldn't have said anything.